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LaborCraft Minecraft Server
annoyance, Birth, Childbirth, Delivery, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, Fatherhood, Labor, LaborCraft, Minecraft, parenting, partner, relationship, Server, SupportCome join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to hide in the hallway during childbirth! Our virtual birthing room is a safe space for all players to support each other as they bring their blocky babies into the world. Plus, we have special water buckets for hydration and hand-holding sessions with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unforgettable experience – join now and show your partner how it’s done! -
LastMinuteCraft
business hours, closing time, Communication, customer rights, customer service, Delivery, early closure, Employee, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, LastMinuteCraft, Late, locked door, PARCEL, post office, post office hours, reasonable expectation, small town, work hours, work scheduleSo, like, imagine if you could escape the real world craziness and join a Minecraft server where the Post Office never closes early and you always get your parcel on time! No more dealing with lazy employees or missing out on your packages because of their shenanigans.Join our server and experience the thrill of getting your parcels delivered right to your virtual doorstep, no questions asked. You’ll never have to worry about being locked out of the Post Office again, because in our world, the customer always comes first!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs a Post Office when you have a Minecraft paradise waiting for you? Join now and let the parcel party begin!
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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server
appetite suppressant, Bacteria, Brains, Colonize, Delivery, DRUG, drug delivery, Drugs, Engineering, experimental treatment, ferry, healthier brain, hormones, innovative technology, Loss, Medical research, Mice, Microbiome, nose, obese, Server, snort, weight, weight lossjoin our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today! -
MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, Edition, european union, fighters, France, international relations, jets, Military, military modernization, Mirage 2000-5F, miragecraft, nato, Partnership, Procurement, Server, Technology, Ukraineso, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now! -
Moon’s Late Water Delivery
astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sourcesso, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!
join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!
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BoyfriendBlockerCraft
Accept, AroAce, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, closed mindset, CONSERVATIVE, Delivery, family, Fridge, grandkids, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lgbt, normal, outdated views, parents, refusing, relationship, Respect, small town, Visit, workAre you tired of dealing with family drama and outdated views? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is accepted, no matter who they love or how they identify!Our server is the perfect place to escape from close-mindedness and embrace a community that celebrates diversity. Build your dream world with your loved ones by your side, whether they’re your high school sweetheart or your best friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.
Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And hey, if your family ever needs a break from their closed mindset, they’re always welcome to join us too. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about acceptance and love.
So come on, leave the drama at the door and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and unconditional love. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and open hearts)!
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Vaginal Births R Us
Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Womenso, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
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Food Delivery Cannibals
bodyweight, cannibals, contamination, cultural taboos, Delivery, digestion, ethical concerns, Fingernails, Food, food delivery, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, hair, health risks, human consumption, hygiene, personal boundaries, personal care, skin cells, societal normsjoin our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!
so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!
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Starblocks
Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, UniverseWelcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!
Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.
Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!
Starblocks.net
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CrimsonCraft
Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21xWelcome to CrimsonCraft
Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.
Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ
Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!
crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261
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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
Welcome to Bloom SMP IP play.bloomsmp.net Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21 Features Anti Griefing Cross Play A welcoming community An active Discord A friendly staff team Regular events Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
FAQ
1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?
Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.
2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?
Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.
3. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.
4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.
5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?
Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.
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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys XLooking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White HouseJoin our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! -
BlockPartyDrama
Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, SympathyAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.
But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.
So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!
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CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird complimentsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorismso, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.