But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.
We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.
So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.
But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.
So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.
Join us for the culinary adventure of a lifetime as you chop down trees with giant forks, mine for diamonds with spatulas, and battle mobs with baguettes. Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the delicious creations being cooked up in our virtual kitchens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that, when discovered, will grant you unlimited food and power. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate culinary treasure?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering landscapes you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re going to need it!
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.
And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!
| Features |
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| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Easy /spawn access |
| Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare head drops |
| Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.
No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.
As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.
Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.
We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!