They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.
You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.
So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.
So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.
