But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the moment when that coffee mug finally met its demise. Will you be the one to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Join now and find out!
But beware, just like the husband in this story, you may find yourself feeling a strange sense of satisfaction when things go awry. Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic energy and let the chips (or in this case, mugs) fall where they may?
Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything – including your own mug placement skills!
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Type | Features |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
| Inspiration | Hermitcraft |
| Cross-Platform | Yes |
| Additional Features | Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc. |
A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.
A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.
Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!
Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.
Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?
So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Set Homes | 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Spawn Access | Easy /spawn access |
| Server Infrastructure | Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare Drops | Rare head drops |
| Economy | Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gameplay Rules | Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.
Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.