Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have a team of highly trained moderators who will ban anyone even remotely suspicious. Plus, our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Troll the Admin Day” where you can prank our staff members to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve stumbled into a real-life treasure hunt.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, no pedos allowed!
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).
Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.