Join us if you want to experience epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a giant chicken, or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, we have a strict “no posting videos of your roommates in their underwear” policy. So you can sleep soundly knowing that your privacy is protected, unlike some TikTok-obsessed roommates out there.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!
So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).
So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?
Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From heated arguments over in-game chat to epic battles for virtual supremacy, this server has it all.
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual friendships crumbling over the most trivial of issues. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows, you might even end up blocking your friends over a misplaced block placement. Only on our server, where the drama never stops!
1. Our server is so intense that you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life action movie. One minute you’re building a beautiful castle, the next minute it’s being attacked by a horde of creepers. Can you handle the adrenaline rush?
2. We have the most insane challenges that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour courses suspended over lava to PvP battles with other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
3. Our community is like no other – we’re a group of fearless adventurers who aren’t afraid to take risks and have a good laugh along the way. Join us and you’ll make friends for life (or until we delete everything and start over).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the thrill of risking and then deleting like never before. Just make sure to back up your builds before the inevitable wipe – trust us, you’ll thank us later!
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.
Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?