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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4666 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on, like, the most insane adventures ever. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows.
if you join, you’ll get superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero. you’ll also get a pet panda that can do backflips and tell jokes.
also, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a potato and be stuck in a dungeon forever. so, like, don’t be a potato, join our server and live your best life.
