Delayed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TurkishLanding Minecraft Server

Protocol, Incident, Server, regulations, emergency landing

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, dude. like, one time, a whole plane had to make an emergency landing on our server, and the passengers weren’t allowed to leave the plane! it was like a real-life Minecraft mystery, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the wackiness and insanity. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. you’ll never be bored, that’s for sure.

plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. one time, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon, and let’s just say, things got pretty wild. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

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Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

Vs mode, confusion, 2019, Disappointment, New costumes

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

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Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

Gen, overstimulated brains, reading difficulties, delayed, games

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

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CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

baldurs gate 3, Fans, overshadowed, Competition, greatest game

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

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Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

Legendary, Trailer, this ever coming out, anticipation, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

Minecraft, HoppsWilde, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.

2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.

5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Blender models, snoot OST, snoot dad, Snootboorus

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so epic that even the gators want in on the action. They’ve set up their own website just to show their love for our server! And don’t even get us started on the Snoot Game OST – it’s so fire, you’ll be dancing in your minecart all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have fics, art, blender models, low poly models, mods, and even a modding guide for those who want to take their Minecraft experience to the next level. And if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just hop on over to our Aggie page and let your creativity run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Snoot/Wani dad. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the gators to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too).

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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, vacation, Communication, Workplace, research facility

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pigs start flying above you. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And they’re dropping golden apples like it’s raining treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable, you might stumble upon a secret research facility hidden deep within the world. Who knows what kind of experiments are being conducted there? Maybe you’ll even find a potion that turns you into a blocky superhero.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of narrowly avoiding a chemical disaster, all while trying to survive in a world filled with craziness and laughter? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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GenderRevealGoneWrong

Hope, wrong, Ultrasound, professionals, Hospital

Are you tired of boring gender reveal parties where you already know the outcome? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a gender reveal extravaganza like no other.

Imagine this: your SIL is hosting a gender reveal party, but she’s not even sure of the baby’s gender herself. She’s relying on ultrasound photos and the opinions of her coworkers to determine if it’s a boy or a girl. Will it be a boy like everyone thinks, or will it be a surprise twist? Only time will tell!

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic gender reveal in Minecraft history. Will the baby turn out to be a boy, a girl, or maybe even a creeper? Anything is possible on our server!

So come on down and join us for a gender reveal party you’ll never forget. Who needs genetic tests when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

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FireproofMC: Minecraft Server

Job Termination, refusing to leave, workplace conflict, employee behavior, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be fired…literally! Our admins are so committed to keeping you on the server that they’ll summon a dragon to protect you from any potential firing squad.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who will never let you go. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive being fired by a dragon, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and never worry about getting fired again…unless it’s by a dragon, of course.

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