Delayed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Teaser, dlc, season pass, Traders

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Soybean Snap Server

leaf morphology, photosynthetic rate, Snap, chloroplast function, growth patterns

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

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Under Construction Minecraft Server

work in progress, still under construction, In progress, under review, not finished

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

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BendyCraft SMP: The Cage Got Delayed

Bendy delay, Cage, indie game, Development, Bendy updates

Are you tired of waiting for the next big update? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We promise that our server will make you forget all about that pesky update that never seems to come out.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs updates when you have a server like ours? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to waiting for updates that may never come. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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StopTheVirus Minecraft Server

Server, Prevention, $135 million plan, Minecraft, global health

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!

join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes

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Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

delayed, SPEECHLESS.., behind schedule, time crunch, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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BetterCraftNow!

Excuses, tardiness, punctual, missed opportunities, procrastination

When you’re not playing on our epic Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the thrill of building your own floating castle in the sky while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled forest or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you enter our wacky world of pixelated madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-filled surprise waiting for you)!

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CraftySkyportLOL

Laughter, EMBARRASSING, check in, Airport, travel

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

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DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

risk factors, Server, Memory Loss, aging, Alzheimer’s disease

hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!

we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!

plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!

so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!

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AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

Shoushimin episode, Week, Shoushimin, DELAY, give me

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

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