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ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Star Shards Collected:	132	Ores Mined:	7802
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	642401
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	147	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!