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BrainAgeCraft

accelerated aging, brain aging, BrainAgeCraft, caregiver mental illness, childhood adversities, delayed aging, emotional neglect, older-looking brains, socioeconomic hardship, younger-looking brains

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8794
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

animal hospital, bio-fluid, Boss, conversation starter, doggone, exaggerating, fact check, fiance’s dog scrotum, Fun, gross, leaking, living room, losing my mind, Permission, pet, ScrotumCraft, Server, throwing away, Tick, Trouble, Unique, WIBTA, work from home

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

NoPantsNoSleepMC

Bedroom clothing., bedtime attire, boxers, Briefs, comfortable clothing, lingerie, lounge wear, Night robe, Nightdress, nightgown, Nightwear, NoPantsNoSleepMC, PAJAMAS, shorts, sleep attire, sleep pants, Sleep shirt, sleep shorts, Sleepwear, t-shirt, underwear

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	78
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your computer screen! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT, and hunting down elusive pink sheep for their magical wool.

And hey, if you’re not convinced yet, just know that on our server, wearing pants to sleep is strictly forbidden. That’s right, we believe in the freedom to let your legs breathe while you dream of diamond pickaxes and creeper explosions. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

KurskCraft: 4k Troops Down!

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, News, North Korean troops, russia, Troops, Ukraine, War, world events, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT 4,000 NORTH KOREAN TROOPS KILLED IN KURSK OBLAST! OUT OF 12,000 DEPLOYED, LIKE WUT?! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT URSELF FROM THE INVADING TROOPS! ONLY DA STRONGEST CAN SURVIVE, SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW US WHAT U GOT! LET’S GOOOOOOOO! 🤪🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NorthKoreanNonsense

40 Dogs Named Biscuit

admins, adventurers, biscuit, Builders, commands, Community, Discord, Dogs, Enchantments, growth, kenshi, name.., Named, Players, project zomboid, rimworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Timber, Trading, Vanilla, VIBE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

40 Dogs Named Biscuit Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	Enhance tools and weapons with powerful enchantments beyond vanilla limits.
Unlimited Villager Trading	No trade caps—keep the deals going as long as you like!
Essential Commands for Players	/home: Easily return to your base anytime. /rtp: Explore new lands with random teleportation. /claim: Protect your builds with a simple land-claim system.
Chest Shops	Start your own shop and trade with other players to grow your wealth.
Timber: Instant Tree Cutting!	Break one log, and the whole tree falls! Timber saves time, makes resource gathering easy, and keeps things balanced by tracking axe durability.
And More to Come!	We’re just getting started and want you to help shape the future of our server. Friendly admins, a laid-back vibe, and room for growth. Also interested in building communities around Rimworld and Kenshi.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/GAbaGxTJ2k.

Q: What is the server’s name based on?

A: Be one of the first to find out how the server got its name. 😉

RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchantments Applied:	138
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!