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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of dealing with stinky situations like the one described above, then this is the server for you. Our players are required to shower daily in-game to maintain their virtual hygiene levels. Failure to do so will result in your character emitting a foul odor that will repel other players and mobs alike.

Join us for a refreshing experience where personal hygiene is taken seriously. Don’t let your virtual feet stink up the place like the unfortunate individual in the post above. Showering is not just a suggestion, it’s a requirement for survival on our server.

So come on in, scrub up, and let’s make this Minecraft world a cleaner and fresher place for all! Remember, cleanliness is key to success in this wacky and wild virtual world.

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to relive your childhood but in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re going back to when you were a wee little Minecraft noob.

Join our server for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creepers” and “Pig Racing with Ender Dragons”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride an Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Herobrine doing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the heat? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava-filled Nether portal! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Bedrock Booty” treasure hunt, where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the elusive Ender Dragon himself guards the grand prize – a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

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CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved

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haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Gandalf’s Party Realm

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GANDALF AS OUR PARTY PLANNER! HE BRINGS FIREWORKS, HERBS, AND CRAZY DWARVEN PARTIES TO THE SHIRE! HOBITS THINK HE’S A GOD OF PARTYING! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET’S TURN UP LIKE HOBBITS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

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CreeperCleanse – No Daily Showers

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

BlockyBedrockBonanza

CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved

Gandalf’s Party Realm