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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!
