GovtVacayCraft

Coworkers, DEI hires, Diversity, equity, funny, Government, GovtVacayCraft, HOTLINE, HR complaint, humor, hypothetical scenario, inclusion, office culture, paid vacation, satire, US Govt, vacation time, Whistleblower, work, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	4271
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

bootlicking, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, debate, DEI, DEI hires, discrimination, Diversity, eager, equality, Hires, Ideology, inclusion, lectured, Lectures, Minecraft, niggers, perspective, Politics, racism, rightwingers, slavish, smp, social justice, Victim

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Eternal Realm Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2006, Anime, Cat and mouse, Characters, criticism, death note, disagreement, DISAPPOINTING, ending, ETERNAL, FANTASY, l.., light yagami, Manga, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, question.., Realm, Writing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Death Note, come join our Minecraft server! It’s like if Death Note was written by a potato and a unicorn on acid. The first part is like finding diamonds in a cave, full of surprises and twists. But then the second part hits you like a creeper explosion, leaving you like “what just happened?”

Join us for some epic cat and mouse situations, but instead of L and Light, it’s you and other players trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. And don’t worry, our deaths are way cooler than Light’s stupid demise.

So, if you’re tired of fast forwarding through life, come join us and experience a world where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Can I get a “lol” in the chat?

No Boyfriends Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, Etiquette, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Friends, Irritation, Minecraft, parental support, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, Server, social events, step sister, teenage relationships

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3297
Ores Mined:	3009	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of dealing with annoying step-siblings and their obnoxious partners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can banish anyone who annoys you with just a click of a button. No more awkward family dinners with loud and rude boyfriends crashing the party – on our server, you’re the boss!

Create your own birthday celebration in Minecraft and invite only the people you actually want to spend time with. No more guilt trips from step-siblings or pressure to include their questionable partners. It’s your world, your rules!

So come on over to our server and let off some steam in a world where you can control who gets to join your virtual birthday dinner. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition

aita, allow, Barn, behind, Break, Canceled, Coach, Edition, Equestrian, GriefCraft, Husband Died, lessons, MAKE UP, payment, response, suggestion, UNACCEPTABLE, unexpected, valid, validity, Wanting, weather

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5933	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.

Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!

RiddleCraft: What’s Your Fave?

brain teaser, brain teaser question, challenge, Clever, fave, Favorite, favorite brain teaser, favorite challenge, favorite fun, favorite mind bender, favorite puzzle, favorite riddle, favorite trick question, Fun, mind bender, puzzle, puzzling riddle, Riddle, riddlecraft, Trick question, tricky question, tricky riddle, whats

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Items Found:	3757
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	8895
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery! Join us if you want to unravel the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures made entirely out of cheese (yes, we have a cheese biome, don’t question it). Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. So come on down and join us for a truly mind-bending Minecraft experience! Just don’t forget to bring your thinking cap and a healthy sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

anger, Arctic territory, controversy, Danish politician, denmark, diplomatic dispute, Diplomatic tension, foreign policy, Frustration, Greenland, Greenland purchase, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Mr. Trump, offensive language, political backlash, Politics, Proposal, territorial acquisition, Trump administration, Trumped, US president

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	5465	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

Coyote Chow: Chicken, Pork, Rats, Oh My!

Animals, CARNIVORES, Cats, chicken, Chow, COYOTE, coyotes, diet, Gophers, human food, Pork, PREDATORS, racoons, Rats, san francisco, scat, scavenged, scavengers, survey, Urban, urban ecology, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coyotes are fed like kings with chicken and pork from human leftovers! they even feast on rats, gophers, and racoons but don’t worry, they don’t touch the cats! join now and witness the epic battle between the coyotes and the creepers, it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss! plus, our players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the map. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the wildest minecraft server out there!

OrbitMC

2nd season, Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, multiplayer, ONLINE, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2028	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the OrbitMC server?	You can join the OrbitMC server by following the link provided in the description and getting yourself whitelisted.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	We are a semi-vanilla server, meaning we have some plugins for enhancing gameplay but stay true to the vanilla Minecraft experience.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are designed to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How can I contact the staff team if I have an issue?	You can contact the staff team through in-game chat or Discord. Our staff members are always ready to help with any problems you may encounter.

Zen Foot Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative therapy, body positivity, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, foot, foot fetish, Haven, health, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Relaxation, self improvement, self love, self-care, spiritual practice, stress relief, wellness, yoga, zen

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Star Shards Collected:	242	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like doing yoga with a foot fetish – totally mind-blowing! Imagine downward dog but with feet everywhere, it’s a whole new level of relaxation, man. So, if you’re into weird stuff like that, this server is the place to be! Join now and get ready to stretch those virtual toes, baby!

QuizFixerCraft

100, aita, answer, Assignment, bio class, Blame, classmate, concern, error, Friends, incorrect question, misconstruing, perfect score, Points, quiz, QuizFixerCraft, re-grade, Teacher, work, year

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of classmates like Vivian stealing your glory and spreading lies? Join our Minecraft server and let off some steam by building a virtual world where you always come out on top!

Imagine a world where the teacher is a friendly villager who always gets the answers right, and Vivian is a mischievous creeper trying to sabotage your grades. Take revenge by crafting the ultimate quiz that only you can ace, and watch as Vivian’s 100 turns into a big fat zero!

With our server, you can show off your problem-solving skills and teamwork with friends to prove once and for all that you are the true quiz champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

XBlocker Minecraft SMP

banning links, community guidelines, content regulation, digital platforms, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, information control, internet censorship, Minecraft, moderation policies, online communication, online discussion, online sharing, pros and cons, reddit, serious question, smp, social media, subreddit rules, twitter, User-generated content, XBlocker

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Crops Grown:	9049	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admins are all secretly famous YouTubers who will give you shoutouts if you build the biggest dirt house in spawn. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. So join now before the Ender Dragon starts twerking on your grave, lolololol. #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver #DirtHouseDreams

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