Dehydration MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Block Party Bonanza

hydration drink, liquid IV electrolytes, bonanza, hydration mix, travel hydration

haha dis minecraft server is like liquid iv but not liquid or intravenous, it’s like a magical potion that makes u build like a pro and mine like a boss. u join dis server and suddenly ur fingers move faster than lightning and ur brain is filled with epic building ideas.

rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will become the master of all blocks, able to summon diamonds with a flick of ur wrist and build a castle in seconds. the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making ur minecraft dreams come true.

join now and become the ultimate minecraft god, ruling over all the lands with ur epic building skills and unstoppable mining powers.

IP: liquidIV.About.minecraftlolz

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Fish Suffocates Dehydration

fish tank, aquatic survival, Fish, Water, animal physiology

so, like, have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish don’t suffocate? well, on this server, fish don’t just suffocate, they also die of dehydration! it’s like a double whammy for those poor fishies. but don’t worry, we have a special fish hydration station where they can get their drink on. join us and save the fish from their tragic fate! also, did i mention there’s a secret underground disco party for all the creepers? they love to boogie down when no one’s watching. so come join us for a wild time and help us keep those fish hydrated!

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Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

Experiment, wellness, health benefits, overhydration, Headaches

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

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ExDogNoEx_GF

Feeding, moving out, seizures, puppy, social media

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

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ToiletPup Minecraft Server

Choice, dog, TOILET, basement, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

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Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

self-care, Minecraft, tipsy, partying consequences, dehydration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

x-ray, Cats, PawsomeCraft, Minecraft, elderly cat

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

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FaintCraft Minecraft Server

FaintCraft, coffee shop, dehydration, Guilt, feeling off

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

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Pitfall Dehydration Server

death, Server, danger, abyss, endless suffering

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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HotGolfRage

Boundaries, HotGolfRage, Golfing, Summer, Heat

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

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