dehydration Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5548
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

ToiletPup Minecraft Server

Abuse, Aromantic, basement, bathroom, Boundaries, Choice, decision, dehydration, dog, health, loyalty, Minecraft, Personal, relationship, rescue, Respect, Server, TOILET, ToiletPup, Trauma, UNICORN, veterinarian

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3559	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize the health and happiness of our furry friends above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with love, laughter, and toilet-drinking dogs!

Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!

Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!

Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Beer, binge drinking, dehydration, Drinking, excessive drinking, groggy, hangover, headache, hydration, Minecraft, morning after, Nausea, Party, partying consequences, Recovery, regret, self-care, smp, tipsy, Yesterday

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	371761
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	6325
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	New Chunks Explored:	909206
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Pitfall Dehydration Server

abyss, bottomless pit, danger, death, dehydration, Despair, desperate situation, endless suffering, extreme circumstances, Falling, fatal fall, fear, hopeless, hopeless situation, inevitable fate, pitfall, prolonged agony, Server, Survival, Terrible, tragic, unimaginable horror

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

HotGolfRage

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Golf, Golfing, health, Heat, heatstroke, HotGolfRage, peer pressure, relationships, Safety, self-care, Summer, weather

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3007	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

SisGoneMidnightCraft

dehydration, different country, family, family drama, favorite vase, Florida, guest bed, Hospital, Hosting, Hotel, house cameras, Irreplaceable, kids behavior, late grandma, little monsters, overheated, puppy, SisGoneMidnightCraft, tourist attractions, vacation, vet

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s kids? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of having your favorite vase smashed by virtual puppies! Our server is so intense, even your mom will be disappointed in you for not joining sooner. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and unleash your inner monster! #PuppyVsVase #FamilyDramaGalore #MinecraftMadness

ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

Abandoned, animal shops, Animals, AnimalShopocalypse, apocalyptic world, Cruelty, dehydration, Despair, Dystopia, end of world, Extinction, Heartbreaking, helpless, neglect, post-apocalyptic, sad, starvation, Suffering, Survival, Tragedy, ZooPocalypse, zoos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

PartyPals Minecraft Server

best friend’s party, birthday celebrations, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family obligations., friendship, girlfriend’s family dinner, keeping commitments, loyalty, meeting relatives, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, PartyPals, peer pressure, Priorities, Promises, relationships, Server, social events, teenage drama, teenage relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	68
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole whose diamonds!

Join us for epic parties that don’t require you to choose between your best friend’s birthday bash and meeting your girlfriend’s relatives. In fact, on our server, you can invite both Jake and your girlfriend to a virtual party where everyone gets along!

Don’t let accusations of selfishness ruin your gaming experience – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft. So leave the real-world drama behind and join us for a world of fun and friendship (without the family obligations)!

ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

RoadKillRptExposé

Accountability, activism, Corruption, cover up, crime, Ethics, freedom of speech, Indian, investigation, Journalism, Justice, Media, Murdered, press freedom, reporter, road contract, RoadKillRptExposé, Tragedy, transparency, Truth, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256
Love Letters Sent:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).

also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.

so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?

Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

#sustainability, agriculture, Bee, Biodiversity, Bloom, boom, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, fertile, fertiliser use, flower numbers, global implications, insect populations, long-term effects, Nitro, nitrogen fertilisers, Party, Pesticides, pollinating insects, Pollinators, research, scientific findings, study

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

Verse Singer Network 1.20.5

#utawaku, 1.20.5, covers, Hiiragi Yuka, HIMEHINA 7th Anniversary Live, HIMEHINA Live 2024, hololive 6th fes, Hoshimachi Suisei, IORI MATSUNAGA, Life Like a Live!9, Lir.E 1st ONE MAN LIVE, Live, mori calliope, Network, Nippon Budokan Live, Nornis Orchestra Live, Originals, Otogibanashi ver1.35_Alternative, Sanrio Virtual Festival 2025, Shirakami Fubuki, Singer, SINKA LIVE SERIES EP.Ⅵ, Suzumi Nemo, Tacitly 4th One-Man Live, Tsukino Mito 2nd Solo Concert, ULTRA ANIME FES 2025, verse, Virtual Music Award 2025, virtual singer, vsinger, VSinger StarS Vol.1, 子午計畫 Meridian Project

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of VSingers? We’re talking virtual singers taking the industry by storm with originals, covers, utawakus, and even live performances! It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

Join our Minecraft server for a virtual music experience like no other! We’ve got upcoming lives that will blow your mind, from Hoshimachi Suisei at Nippon Budokan to Shirakami Fubuki’s Solo Live “ANTHEM”! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! How about the ULTRA ANIME FES 2025 ft. Nanami Urara and Aikatsu Academy? Or the Life Like a Live! event that promises to be as wild as a “fantastic invader”? It’s gonna be a party, my peeps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the virtual music world of VSingers! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

CraftyAncients

Advancements, Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Civilization, CraftyAncients, culture, discoveries, Evolution, History, Innovations, inventions, knowledge, misconceptions, Older, perspective, recent, Surprising, Technology, timelessness, Timeline

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

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