Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).
And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.
So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.
Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?
So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!
And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!
Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.
So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!
1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!
2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.
4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.
5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! We use Addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, More Elytras as well as texture packs to add a better look to the world! Decisions are made based on what players want! Join Today! Discord Link
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the server IP address provided or through the Discord link. |
| What are the server rules? | Respect other players, no griefing, and follow the instructions of the server admins. |
| Are there any banned items or blocks? | Yes, a list of banned items and blocks will be provided on the Discord server. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18+. |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!
Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner Connor MacNIGGER. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the legendary diamond pickaxes are hidden, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and unleash your inner Connor MacNIGGER on this insane Minecraft adventure!
On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!
But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHERE U CAN PARTY WITH THE FUNGI FOLK AND LEARN THEIR ANCIENT MUSHROOM MAGIC. U CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT MUSHROOM INTO BATTLE AGAINST THE EVIL CARROT ARMY.
SO COME JOIN US AND EMBRACE THE MUSHROOM MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PLANTS WHEN U CAN HAVE FUNGI FANTASY? LET’S GET WEIRD AND MUSHROOMY TOGETHER!