DEHP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpermCraft: DEHPocalypse

chemical exposure, DEHP, DEHPocalypse, Drugs, endocrine disruptors, environmental factors, fertility defects, fertility research, food storage containers, global issue, hormone disruption, infertility, male fertility, male mice, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive toxicity, sperm count, sperm production, sperm quality, SpermCraft, testosterone levels

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where we guarantee you will have a blast like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.

Titcow’s Dream Minecraft Server

cowgirl, creamy, desire, dream, dream girl, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden pleasure, longing, Lust, milky breasts, Minecraft, naughty fantasies, Server, sexual frustration, sexual satisfaction, taboo, titcows, tittyfuck, unattainable, unfulfilled desires, unrequited love, white titcow, yearning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	1040	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	8571	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of not being able to tittyfuck a white titcow in real life? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild adventure where you can live out all your titcow tittyfucking fantasies in a safe and virtual environment. Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous opportunity to fulfill your wildest dreams!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous identity, BLOCK, Book, book recommendation, book review, Fiction, gripping storyline, intriguing plot, literary, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 679285172, novel, page-turner, Party, Server, soon, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unexpected twists., unknown author

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3016
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your virtual life! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all experts in building pixelated statues of themselves. Want to ride a pig into battle? No problem! Our server has flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a bacon-powered superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the bling bling you’ll have with those babies!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and diamond chickens. You won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

artist, artist boundaries, bridezilla, cousin drama, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Minecraft, refusing to tattoo, Server, tattooing, Wedding, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like the OP’s mom dealing with the tattoo dilemma. Will she finally get that tattoo of Matty at his wedding? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between Becky and Matty as their wedding plans go up in flames. Will they make it down the aisle or will it all go down in flames? Only on our server!

And don’t forget about the wild party that Becky is throwing instead of a wedding. It’s going to be a rager and you’re invited! Who needs a wedding when you can have a party, are we right?

So come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend like OP did with Becky. Just remember, drama is guaranteed on our server!

NephewNoobZone

aita, child behavior, child manipulation, child safety, child supervision, cousin interactions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, holding my ground, inappropriate actions, NephewNoobZone, off behavior, overreacting, parental concerns, security camera footage, strange feeling, trust issues, validation, wife’s nephew

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	6314

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a truly twisted gaming experience.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.

From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.

CraftyPride Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., Achievements, challenges overcome, CraftyPride, Dedication, hard work, learning opportunities, life experiences, Milestones, Minecraft, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for adventure and shenanigans!

Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!

So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!

BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails

biggest mistake, BlockyBlunders, Career Advice, Fails, interview, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, Interview Tips, Job, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview blunder, job interview experience, job interview failure, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview question, job interview strategy, job interview success, job interview techniques, job interview tips, Job Search, mistake

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Have you ever accidentally turned your potential employer into a chicken in the middle of a job interview? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, that kind of chaos is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement for success is a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle with a group of sentient llamas or engaging in a heated dance-off with a group of creepers. So if you’re ready to laugh your way to victory, come join us on our server and let the hilarity ensue!

TurdQuestMC

dog health, dog hygiene, dog owner, dog poop, dog poop bags, dog poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop disposal, dog poop maintenance, dog poop prevention, dog poop removal, dog waste, pet care, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet poop cleanup, pet responsibilities, pet waste management, picking up poop, TurdQuestMC, turds

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

EpicFailCraft

Adaptability, Challenges, coping, emotional intelligence, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Grit, growth mindset., mental health, motivation, overestimation, perseverance, Psychology, research, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-perception, setbacks, success

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5508
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

u know what u need when u fail? a minecraft server that will make u feel like a champion even when u suck at the game. come join our server where we give u magical powers to never fail again. we got unicorns flying around giving u good luck, we got diamonds raining from the sky, we got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing u up. join now and feel like a winner, even if u keep falling in lava.

Hideout SMP

balanced gameplay, Bedwars, ClansLite, Community, Craftbook, customizations, economic system, Essentials, Events and Challenges, friendly community, GrimAC, HeadDrop, KitPvP (coming soon), Lasso, Lobby Parkours, Minigames, Plugins, protection system, Regular Events, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT Run

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dimension Hops:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to Hideout SMP! – the ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 server for those who want a perfect mix of Survival multiplayer and minigames. Connect with us via the IP play.hideoutsmp.net and dive into a world full of adventure and fun!

Main features of our server:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

system to increase your wealth

Minigames

challenging parkour

Plugins and customizations

Essentials: All basic functions that enrich and improve the gaming experience.CraftBook: Use advanced mechanics and automation to optimize your buildings and machinesClansLite:Join forces with friends to form clans and work as a team to to overcome challenges together and increase your influence enlarge.HeadDrop: Secure the heads of your defeated opponents as trophies and proudly display your successes in your base.Lasso: Catch and transport animals easily and efficiently to expand your farms and enclosures.GrimAC: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming experience thanks to our advanced anti-cheat system.

Why Hideout SMP?Hideout SMPoffers a balanced mix of survival gameplay and Minigame action to ensure you always have something exciting to With a friendly community, regular events and a stable server environment, which is supported by carefully selected plugins supported, we offer you the ultimate Minecraft experience.Come join our growing community. Your adventures await you at Hideout SMP! Connect now at play.hideoutsmp.net.

play.hideoutsmp.net

Life, Love, and Lifesteal on LSVanilla MK3: the Vanilla Vanilla Server

alt-farming, Civilization, Community Building, custom currency, Discord, Life, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, love, LSVanilla, mk3, non-hacked clients, non-xraying, Player Economy, player progression, Server, Server Rules, smp, Survival, team bonds, Team Building, team system, teamwork, Trading, Vanilla, whitelist server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Custom Currency System	A completely custom-made currency system for easier trading and complex situations.
Lifesteal System	An optimized lifesteal system where players can gain hearts from defeating other players.
Discord Team System	Form bonds with other players in teams, build civilizations, and strive to be the best.

Basic Rules:

No hacked clients, like meteor for example
No xraying
No alt-farming

IP (whitelist): million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is xraying allowed?	No, xraying is not allowed on the server.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link