Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!
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Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server
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HezbollahHaterCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!
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NoBrokeJobsMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?
But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!
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CraftyChickFails
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!