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Ethereal Explorers 1.20

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because we got unicorns riding on rainbows, bro! And, like, the creepers here are all wearing top hats and monocles, it’s so fancy! Plus, our diamonds are, like, super shiny and give you magical powers, like the ability to make everyone else on the server do the chicken dance for an hour straight. It’s pure chaos and madness, man! So, like, come join us and let’s party with the degenerates, yo!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	5571
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6505	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8658	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness