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ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

Cyber procrastination, digital distractions, Digital time killers, Favorite way to waste time online, Internet procrastination, Internet rabbit holes, internet surfing, Minecraft, MineTimeWaster, online distractions, online entertainment, Online forums engagement, online gaming, Online pastimes, Online shopping addiction, Online time wasters, Online video streaming, smp, Social media scrolling, time-wasting activities, Virtual reality experiences, Web browsing habits, YouTube rabbit holes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8101	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

MemecraftMemories

“Youth, Carefree, Cherished moments, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, Fun, games, growing up, happy times, Innocence, Laughter, long-lasting memories, MemecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, School days, Toys

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271832	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Potions Brewed:	81
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4409
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic that it attracted a real-life dragon? Well, get ready for even crazier adventures on our Minecraft server! Join us and you might stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds guarded by a mischievous group of creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a wild new adventure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and make some memories that will make your childhood sandcastle look like child’s play!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, CELEBRATIONS, Conflict, demonstration, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, MissileMayhem, News, Politics, protest, RETALIATION, Server, Tension, Unrest, violence, War, world events

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5081	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! You gotta join this server, cuz we be blowin’ up like the IRGC blowin’ up Israel! Celebrations be poppin’ off like fireworks in Iran, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun!

We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.

Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!

Alien Pets Vet Abduction

ABDUCTED, abduction, Alien, aliens, animal hospital, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet checkup, Pet comfort, pet fear, pet health, pet love, pet owners, pet phobia, pet stress, pet wellness, Pets, Probed, scared pets, vet, vet visit, veterinarian, veterinary care

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI Waifu, aiwg, Art AI, Bing, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, Flowers, FLUX.1-schnell, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo.ai, Minecraft, PALS, perchance, Pixai, PIXEL, Prodia, Rentry, Server, stable diffusion, Talk, Unstability AI, waifu local guide, watercolors

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, Gang, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, PALS, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, PIXEL, planescape torment, Prometheus Wept, risen, Sector Unknown, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3967
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCrafty School Server

Agreement, ASD, Best Friend, bio dad, Cancer, comfortable financially, Conflict, Divorce, Expenses, financial agreement, Help, Marriage, minecrafty, Previous relationship, private school tuition, Promise, public school, relationship, Resources, School, Server, special needs, Struggling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	5458	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

MythicalMinecraftSMP

creepy, cryptid, Favorite, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, legend, Mysterious, Myth, MYTHIC, mythical tale, MythicalMinecraftSMP, Mythological, mythological being, mythological creature, Mythos, spooky, Supernatural, tall tale, urban legend

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).