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Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!
cafe, cleanliness, creeper, cross-contamination, Customer, expired ingredients, explosive, flavor, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health code violations, health department, hygiene, improper storage, inadequate training, inspection, lack of handwashing, proper, red flags, Restaurant, serving, signs, unclean kitchen, unsafe practices
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.
Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.
Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf
Adventure, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Events, Global, Griefers, Map, Meatloaf, Minecraft, moms, Nether, Plain, Player Base, PvP, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Vanilla
Server Name Ordinary SMP
Server Type Vanilla
Server Version Java 1.21.1
Whitelisted Yes
Brief Overview:
Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.
FAQ:
- What version is the server running?
  The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
- Are there any mods installed on the server?
  Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
- How can I join the server?
  You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.
- What kind of events are hosted on the server?
  The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.
- Is the server whitelisted?
  Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.
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Single in Minecraft Server
Companionship, Country, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional connection, Foreign, gf, Girlfriend, International, local ], long distance, love, love life, Minecraft, partner, PERSONAL LIFE, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, single
Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll have a girlfriend in every village you visit! Our villagers are ready to shower you with love and attention, just make sure to bring plenty of emeralds for those romantic gifts! Join now and start building your harem of pixelated paramours!

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Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows
Economy, education, Entertainment, Financial, financial education, financial literacy, financial shows, forex, gambling, insurance policies, investing, Investments, Japan, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Popularity, risk management, savings, shows, smp, stock market, television, wealth building
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!
Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!
So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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FlatmateFriendMCServer
bereavement, Boundaries, Communication, Consultation, Decision making, extended stay, flatmate dynamics, FlatmateFriendMCServer, Flatmates, Friend, Group Chat, house rules, living arrangements, privacy, rent reduction, rental market, Safety concerns, stranger, WIBTA, youth hostel
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

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MILsFaultMC
Apology, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, cake flavor, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, disrespectful behavior., entitled, Etiquette, family dynamics, gift giving, husband, MIL, MILsFaultMC, party rules, selfish cow, Son, sorry note, special day, special event, spoiled
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.
Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.
Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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RelaxingParents SMP
Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing
Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons
BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left
blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence
join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

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Whale Watchers in Canada
acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls
so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

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Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.1
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

Are there any mods installed on the server?

How can I join the server?

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Is the server whitelisted?