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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1125 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
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