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BlockyBlowjobs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	5658	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	8283	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

AlreadyCrafted, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Clingy, ClingyCraft, communication breakdown, emotional response, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, feeling unwanted, feeling unwelcome, hurt feelings, immature behavior, leaving early, Minecraft, misunderstandings, rash decisions, seeking approval, seeking validation, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Towns Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

aita, Argument, birth control pill, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, condoms, Conflict Resolution, Contraception, Decision making, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, feelings, opinion, OpinionCraft, personal choice, PRESSURE, relationship, sex, Upset, young adults

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!