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  • NoobCraftPro

    NoobCraftPro
    Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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  • AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

    AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone
    Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

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  • NoCanDoCraft

    NoCanDoCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

    So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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