Defensive Minecraft Servers

Defensive

  • FriendBillGriefCraft

    FriendBillGriefCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

    We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

    Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLoveTrouble

    CraftyLoveTrouble

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mundane arguments over ginger ale bottles and open formula cans ruining your Friday night fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who built the best pixel art of a giant chicken!

    We offer a stress-free environment where you can relax, joke around, and even give your virtual boyfriend a haircut (don’t worry, it’ll grow back). Plus, we have a strict “diapers from the attic” policy to keep things interesting. And if anyone tries to weaponize your drinking habits, just build a fortress out of ginger ale bottles and show them who’s boss!

    So leave the real world drama behind and join us for a night of virtual fun and pixelated adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate therapy session?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    UncleCreepBeGoneMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

    Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Echoing Visions 1.20.6

    Echoing Visions 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total rollercoaster of craziness! Imagine a world where you can unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Forget about reality, on this server you can be as outrageous as you want, no judgment here! Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Mococo and Fuwawa in a parallel universe where everything is pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeedFreeZoneCraft

    WeedFreeZoneCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).

    But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!

    So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP