Defensive MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FriendBillGriefCraft

Paying, covering, evenly, Friend, AITAH

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

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CraftyLoveTrouble

Boyfriend, Frustration, trivial, Defensive, overstimulated

Are you tired of mundane arguments over ginger ale bottles and open formula cans ruining your Friday night fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who built the best pixel art of a giant chicken!

We offer a stress-free environment where you can relax, joke around, and even give your virtual boyfriend a haircut (don’t worry, it’ll grow back). Plus, we have a strict “diapers from the attic” policy to keep things interesting. And if anyone tries to weaponize your drinking habits, just build a fortress out of ginger ale bottles and show them who’s boss!

So leave the real world drama behind and join us for a night of virtual fun and pixelated adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate therapy session?

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UncleCreepBeGoneMC

Defensive, public calling out., UncleCreepBeGoneMC, EMBARRASSMENT, overreacted

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

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Echoing Visions 1.20.6

fuwawa, stupid move, opinionated, funny names, mococo

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total rollercoaster of craziness! Imagine a world where you can unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about reality, on this server you can be as outrageous as you want, no judgment here! Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Mococo and Fuwawa in a parallel universe where everything is pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

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WeedFreeZoneCraft

Marijuana, Tension, Apology, scolding, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!

Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).

But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!

So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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C*ntCraft Minecraft Server

Vicious, ATTACKED, staffy, Dangerous, Calling

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who hate dogs and have no empathy for your son’s emotional needs? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape from the drama! Our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies who will never judge you or make insensitive comments about your furry friends. Plus, our community is full of animal lovers who will support you and your son through this tough time. So why wait? Join now and let’s build a world where dogs are always cherished and loved, no matter what your SIL says!

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Ice Age Porcupine Haven

wildlife, thorny, Hedgehog, Porcupine, ice age

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

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BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

loratadine pill, Replacement, Ethics, CVS, twin brother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

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WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

falling out, NoPlusOnesAllowed, friend’s boyfriend, unspoken dislike, Happy

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

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MentalLoadMinecraft

Empathy, household organizing, family dynamics, Support, overstimulated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

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