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Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ores Mined:	9741	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

Baltic Sea, Central Europe, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Dance, eastern europe, endermen, European country, european union, Gdansk, hats, History, Krakow, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polish cuisine, Polish language, polka, Pope John Paul II, Schengen Area, Slavic culture, solidarity movement, travel destination, Vistula River, Warsaw, wear

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	580
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

CraftyCreeperz – Llama Land Adventures

Adventures, Anime, baubau, Chat, Cheesecake, CraftyCreeperz, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, Land, Llama, merch, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	689
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	94
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to the Cheesecake Edition Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of creamy goodness and the mobs are all lactose intolerant! Join us for a wild adventure filled with cheesy puns and dairy-filled shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant cheesecake boss. They defeated it by throwing slices of strawberry cheesecake at it until it surrendered and gave them the recipe for the ultimate cheesecake armor. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary duo Fuwawa and Mococo, who serenade players with their enchanting voices and lead epic karaoke nights. Plus, we have exclusive merch featuring their faces on cheesecake-themed t-shirts and mugs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the cheesiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your lactaid pills, because things are about to get dairy-licious!

Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

#fanartcommunity, #fancommunity, #fancreations, #nostalgicthreads, #threaddiscussion, #threadstop, art, Artistic, Community, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Discontinued, discussion, Edition, FANART, forum, memes, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Server, Threads

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	109596
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crops Grown:	6217
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	2424	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7478
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!