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LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have players so hardened by life, they mine diamonds with their bare hands and fight off creepers with nothing but a carrot!

If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Bi-RIZZ-ness MemeCraft: Where memes meet mining for maximum LOLs!

advertising, Bi-RIZZ-ness, BiRIZZness, Business, business strategy, CEO Sonics, Content Creation, Entrepreneurship, keeping a business going, lols, making money, Marketing, maximum, Meet, Meme culture, meme marketing, meme page, Memecraft, memes, Mining, monetization, online business, online presence, selling ads, social media, starting a business, viral content

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1215
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there, fellow meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and epic trolling. We’ve got CEO Sonics running around like crazy, bumping into everything in sight until we reach our goal of morbilion dollars (whatever that means).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can start your own meme page business and sell ad space to other players. Who knows, you might just become the next meme mogul of Minecraft!

So come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures along the way!

Cobblemon Eclipse

Arceus style Outbreaks, buy and sell Items, Cash prizes, Cobblemon, Eclipse Network, EV Training, Gts, legendary pokemon, Legends, Minecraft, NPC gyms, Player Gyms, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon Chat trivia, Pokemon encounters, Rewards, Rotating Pokemon Hunts, Survival, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	2143
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Alien Abductions:	2

Eclipse Network is the product of wanting to create an all inclusive environment within Minecraft, expanding across several gamemodes and playstyle. This direct listing is for our Cobblemon server. Cobblemon brings Pokemon to the ever-expanding world of Minecraft. Blending gameplay seamlessly, creating an experience you’ve never had.

Gameplay Features

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MangoCraft: Where Reading is OP

Book, comedy, confusion, Entertainment, Fiction, Food, Fruit, funny, humor, JOKE, literary, Literature, mango, mangocraft, misunderstanding, orange, perplexed, puzzled, reading, sarcasm

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and landscapes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy mango waiting to be devoured!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident mango expert, who will guide you through the orange wonders of our server.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous mango bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious fruit. Will you be able to protect your mangoes and survive in this zany world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you go mango, you’ll never go back!

Crafty Killers & Marrying Miners – Where Minecraft meets twisted humor! LOL

Crafty, Generate, humor, kill, kill rape marry, Killers, list, lol, long trail, Marry, marrying, meets, Minecraft, miners, Order, rape, tags, Twisted, up to 20

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are simple: kill, rape, marry. In that order, of course!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner savage and dominate the virtual world. Want to take out your enemies in the most brutal way possible? Go for it! Feel like marrying a pig for some reason? Sure, why not!

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built an entire castle out of TNT and blew it up just for fun. Another player tamed a zombie and rode it around like a trusty steed.

So if you’re ready for some insane adventures and hilarious moments, come join us on our server. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Pixelated Panda Palace

Appearance, Asiatic, cultural identity, ethnicity, Identity, introspection, Palace, Panda, pixelated, Questioning, racial identity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4363	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can customize your character to look as Asiatic as you want! From kawaii anime eyes to epic samurai armor, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Panda King, who roams the land on a giant panda mount, spreading joy and bamboo wherever he goes. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic creature!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Noodle Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the Great Ramen Temple. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to summon a noodle tsunami to wash away their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Breeders R Us

Breeders, breeding, breeding goals, breeding guidelines, breeding management, breeding practices, breeding process, breeding program, breeding resources, breeding selection, breeding stock, breeding strategies, breeding techniques, Crafty, genetic diversity, genetics, material, Reproduction, selective breeding, Thread

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic breeding material thread you’ll ever see! Why settle for boring old cows and pigs when you can breed mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons? Our players have created some insane hybrids, like a half-enderman, half-creeper monstrosity that will blow your mind (and your base)!

But that’s not all – our breeding material thread is also home to the rarest and most valuable mobs in the game. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? How about a skeleton horse that shoots flaming arrows? We’ve got it all, and more!

So come join our server and dive into the world of crazy creature creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the next legendary breed that will go down in Minecraft history!

Welcome to LittleDigPlanet – the server where you can dig a hole to Bedrock and still get lost at spawn!

1.20.2, 10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area Claim, bedrock, Community, Creative Server, Dig, Discord, hard difficulty, Hole, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Lost, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, new map, No-Claims, Peak Times, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Minecraft Server Details
Server Type	Vanilla
New Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	10k blocks in every direction, expandable
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the server rules?

We request players to be aged 25 or above, avoid annoying behavior, and do not use area claim plugins.

2. Can I apply to become a moderator on the server?

No, we do not appoint moderators or have any ranks in the server. All players, including the server owners, play by the same rules.

3. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server using the provided link in the description and introduce yourself. We will whitelist you after getting to know you.

4. Are there any exceptions to the vanilla experience?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, and we use some plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

5. Do you have a separate creative or legacy server?

Yes, we have a Creative server for building and a Legacy server to view previous maps.

For any other questions or concerns, feel free to ask in our Discord server!

Minefort VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	1966
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Pros of Hypixel	Cons of Hypixel
Many game modes	Requires premium Minecraft account
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Regularly updated with new features	Can be overwhelming for new players

Pros of Minefort	Cons of Minefort
Full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform	Lacks the same level of variety in game modes as Hypixel
Access to full FTP for customization	May have less players compared to Hypixel
No need for premium Minecraft account	Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and has a large player base, but requires a premium Minecraft account and can be overwhelming for new players. Minefort, on the other hand, is a free server hosting platform with full FTP access for customization, but may have less players and game mode variety compared to Hypixel.

Q: Can I play on both Hypixel and Minefort?

A: Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Minefort. Hypixel requires a premium Minecraft account, while Minefort is free to use.

Q: Which server is better for beginners?

A: Minefort may be better for beginners due to its simplicity and free access, while Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players with its many game modes and crowded environment.

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?