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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5538 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
