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WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	107
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

Aufklarer reconnaissance units, battlefield, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Convicts, Defensive, defensive operation, Examination, Feldgendarmerie, Fight, Germans, Military, Minecraft, mixed force, Operation, regular infantry, smp, strategy, success, Tactics, turkey shoot, Victory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

Casual, Casual Sex, Connection, Craft, Defensive, Disgusting, Happiness, high value women, hookup, Human, love, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pathetic, Pleasure, relationship, sad, Server, society, strangers, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2421	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyLookAlikeDrama

aita, awkward, Boundaries, brands, Casual, Communication, Conversation, copycat, CraftyLookAlikeDrama, dad, Defensive, dress, family, fiancée, Insecurity, outfits, relationship, Style, Telling, trendy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

SnoopCraftWeddingDrama

Apologize.., big day, caught snooping, Contribute, crossed a line, Curious, Defensive, financial records, Home office, mistake, MONEY, reconsider, refusing to pay, Safe, sister’s wedding, SnoopCraftWeddingDrama, standing my ground, technology company, Wedding, work from home

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snooping through financial records is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure as you explore hidden safes and uncover the secrets of your fellow players.

Imagine the thrill of sneaking into someone’s virtual office and discovering their digital fortune! Will you be the master of espionage or the victim of a nosy sibling? Only time will tell on our server.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of family feuds over virtual weddings. Will you stand your ground like a boss or give in to the pressure of your virtual parents? The choice is yours on our server, where every decision counts and every action has consequences.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start snooping, scheming, and stirring up trouble in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything goes and drama is always on the menu. See you there!

HairTattooDramaCraft

bald, BLONDE, Defensive, drastic, genetics, Girlfriend, green fading, hair tattoo, HairTattooDramaCraft, Harsh, Pale, Realistic, reflects light, regrow hair, rude comments, self-conscious, shock, thinning hair, treatments, unnatural, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	5053
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a hair-raising good time! Just like Ben’s hair, our server is constantly changing and evolving. With new updates and features, you’ll never get bored!

We promise not to comment on your lack of hair or questionable hair tattoos. In fact, we encourage you to express yourself in any way you see fit, even if it means creating a pixelated hair masterpiece on your character.

So come join us and let your creativity flow like Ben’s hair tattoo in the sunlight. Who knows, you might just find the perfect solution to your Minecraft adventures!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Defensive, flirtatious, halloween season, insert herself, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, only child, Plans, rough time, selfish behavior, Server, Special, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	450
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a friend who always makes everything about themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own world without any selfish friends ruining the fun.

Our server is the perfect place to escape to when you need a break from friends who flirt with your partner or constantly try to one-up you. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any drama llama drama.

So come join us on our server and leave all your selfish friends behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about those annoying friends who just can’t seem to let you have your moment in the spotlight. See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

DanganCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anon, Characters, Community, Conversation, DanganCraft, DanganRonpa, discussion, fanbase, forum, Game, hi, Interactive, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, New thread., Reply, Roleplay, Server, Storyline, tags, visual novel

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	5097
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	52
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	6280

Hey there, fellow Danganronpa fans! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Monokuma is the ruler, and every player must compete in deadly trials to survive. But don’t worry, death is just a minor inconvenience here – you’ll respawn in no time! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate despair and maybe even become the ultimate survivor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

KenganCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Fight, Kengan Ashura, Kengan Omega, KenganCraft, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga predictions, Manga Review, Manga spoilers, manga theories, manga updates, Martial Arts, Minecraft, next chapter, predictions, Server, speculation, Tournament, Ultimate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens wearing diamond armor. Our server is so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

Who needs a crystal ball when you can join our server and make predictions for the next chapter of Minecraft madness? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Momma’s 90 Day Drama Land

90 day fiance, Breakup, concern, Day, deportation, disapproval, Drama, emotionally drained, friend’s mum, Hiding, Indian, Just Friends, Land, language barrier, long-distance relationship, Manipulation, Marriage, mental taxing, mommas, PlayStation chat, racist, romance, Support, Visa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. Witness the rollercoaster of emotions as players navigate through breakups, cat tragedies, and questionable romantic decisions.

Meet players from all over the world, like our Indian player who doesn’t speak English well but still manages to cause chaos. Will he stay in the country by marrying another player? Who knows, anything can happen on our server!

Join now and experience the drama firsthand. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets deported. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today!

CraftyJobs Minecraft Server

bizarre career, bizarre job, CraftyJobs, curious job, extraordinary job, extraordinary occupation, Minecraft, odd job, odd profession, offbeat job, outlandish profession, outlandish work, peculiar employment, peculiar job, quirky occupation, rare job, Server, strange employment, uncommon vocation, unconventional career, unique occupation, unusual job, weird job

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1721
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Potions Brewed:	158
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Have you ever heard of a professional block stacker? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole team of them! They spend hours perfecting their stacking skills to create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and witness the magic of block stacking like never before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride into battle on the backs of their trusty feathered steeds. They may be small, but they pack a powerful punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their sneaky tricks as you navigate the world of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

NoSneakPeeking

Behavior, common rules, cultural norms, customs, disagreement, disagreement with etiquette, etiquette debate, etiquette rules, Manners, NoSneakPeeking, opinion, personal beliefs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social etiquette, social expectations, social interactions, social norms, social rules, society

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Mines Excavated:	1837	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being told to say “please” and “thank you” all the time? Well, on our Minecraft server, manners are a thing of the past! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you build, mine, and battle without a care in the world for social etiquette!

We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just hop on our server and start busting out your best moves!

Oh, and did we mention we have a pet llama named Larry who roams the server handing out quests and mysterious riddles? You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll find yourself on next!

So if you’re ready to throw social norms out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a dance partner for Larry!

DemonstrateCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-fascism, anti-racism, Civil unrest, Democracy, DemonstrateCraft, demonstration, equality, far right, France, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, political activism, political movement, political resistance, protest, public outcry, Server, social change, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing far right is how far you can fly with an elytra! we got thousands of players protesting against boring servers and demanding more fun and excitement.

join us and fight against the far right mobs that try to take over our world. show them who’s boss by building giant statues of steve punching them in the face!

we have insane events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and every full moon we have a dance party with creepers as the DJ.

so come on over and join the revolution against the far right…click that join button now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	1742	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

BlockBusterPornHubCraft

adult content, advertisements, advertising strategies, BlockBusterPornHubCraft, brand partnerships, controversial marketing, controversial sponsorships, Digital Media, explicit content, games, gaming industry, Marketing, media ethics, monetization, online content, porn video, promotional videos, sponsored content, sponsored videos, sponsors, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

GalacticGals vs AstroBros

AstroBros, GalacticGals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s outta this world, literally! we got women who are like, super tough and can handle spaceflight better than men. like, they got some gene activity goin’ on that keeps ’em chill even in the void of space. men, on the other hand, are all like, “oh no, my gene activity is all messed up and it takes forever to get back to normal once i’m back on Earth.” so, if you wanna be part of a server where the women are the real space warriors, then come join us! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyTomodachiMC Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret storyline where players can fake their own deaths and see how their friends react! It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with twists and turns at every corner. Plus, our boss battles are so intense that not even interruptions can stop them – it’s like they have a force field of epicness around them. Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!