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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we’d have the most epic air-defence missiles in all of block land! join our server now and help us defend against the creepers and zombies with our state-of-the-art weaponry! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to meet the legendary herobrine! #minecraftgoals #airdefencemissilesftw -
PixelPact: Ukraine Peace Deal
LOL, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO, EU, and other leaders protecting ur pixel peace, bro! like, imagine building ur blocky castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up! plus, we got a secret handshake with herobrine himself, so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. join now and be part of the most secure server in the whole minecraft universe! #peaceout #minecraftforlife #herobrineapproved -
MapleCraft: Trudeau vs KingChuck
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we protect canada from US invasion with the help of king charles and his army of flying pigs π·π you gotta see it to believe it, we have secret underground bases, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon ππ’ oh and did i mention our pet polar bears that can do backflips? π»π€ΈββοΈ join now before the US tries to take over canada and turn it into a giant maple syrup factory ππ« #SaveCanada #KingCharlesRocks -
Zelenskyy’s Defender: London Summit
so like, u know how trudeau is all like “yo zelenskyy is my bro, i got his back”? well, on this minecraft server, we all about that friendship vibe too. we wrap up our london summit on european security by defending each other against creepers and zombies. trudeau is like the hero of the server, always leading us to victory with his epic speeches and diplomatic skills. join us for a wild ride of international relations and minecraft adventures. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone! -
Baltic2Black Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is so secure, even the president of romania is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, our server is so safe, it’s practically like a fortress from the baltic to the black sea. like, u ain’t gotta worry bout no creepers blowin up ur house or no griefers stealin ur diamonds. come join us and be part of the most secure minecraft server in the whole wide world. plus, rumor has it, herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so, what are u waitin for? join now and be part of the madness! -
MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF -
SteelPorcupine Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ukraine into a steel porcupine like wtf that’s so random and funny xD we got von der Leyen telling us to ‘urgently’ rearm like bro chill we just here to build and mine not start a war lmao but hey if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction then this is the place for you! join now and let’s turn this server into a steel porcupine together! π¦π₯ #minecraftmadness #steelporcupine #vonderleyenapproved -
NATO-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where if you withdraw from our server, you get banished to the Nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword! Trust us, you don’t want to be left out in the cold like the US if they withdraw from NATO. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of diamond-clad llamas ready to protect you at all costs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and never worry about being left out in the cold again! -
CzechCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the people of Czech Republic raised $3 million to buy a Black Hawk UH-60 “ΔestmΓr” for Ukraine? That’s right, we got helicopters in Minecraft now! Fly around and drop TNT on your enemies like a boss!Join our server and be part of the epic battle between Czech Republic and Ukraine, all in the name of Minecraft fun! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world like a true warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to ride a Black Hawk helicopter in a blocky world? It’s lit, fam!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooooo!
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UkraineCraft: No Russian Keys
Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got Ukrainian troops disabling key Russian military components left and right, like it’s nobody’s business!You wanna see some crazy battles? We got ’em! You wanna see some epic explosions? We got those too! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot that’ll make your head spin!
Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it!