LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!
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WarCraftWithBFFs
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EilatMissileMayhem
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got houthi rebels causing chaos and firing missiles at central israel but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect you from their attacks lmao. come build your base and fight off these crazy rebels while collecting epic loot and exploring our insane world. join now for a wild adventure like no other, you won’t regret it!
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SwedishCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!
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BabaYagaCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys, dis server is like, totally lit!! like, u gotta join cuz we got like, russian soldiers capturing baba yaga drones and stuff. like, they get 10-day leave for dat, can u believe it?? it’s like a whole adventure, but in minecraft!! come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where anything can happen. who knows, maybe u’ll even find a baba yaga drone yourself and get a sweet vacation out of it. join now and let’s make some epic memories together!! #minecraftadventures #babaYAGA #russiansoldiersvacay
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KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.
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NorwayCraft: Redstone Rumble
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, russia is going all out with their electronic warfare against norway, but like, we got our own electronic warfare going on in this minecraft server, ya know?join us and you’ll be dodging virtual missiles and hacking into enemy bases like a pro. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
plus, we have the best parties in town. like, last week we had a pig riding competition and the winner got a diamond sword. it was epic, dude.
so, if you’re looking for some crazy fun and intense battles, come join us. but watch out for those sneaky russians, they might try to hack into our server too. ain’t nobody messing with our blocky paradise!
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GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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PixelPact Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a faustian pact with russia for ultimate power and strength!! you can build your own russian-inspired base and conquer the virtual world with your comrades. beware of the russian bears roaming around, they may steal your diamonds but they are cute so it’s all good. also, we have vodka fountains and matryoshka doll giveaways every week. join now for a slav-tastic time!! #russiavibes #minecraftmadness
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F16sVsDronesMC
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got f-16s flyin around protectin us from drone attacks like in Romania. u know, we found traces of drone impact and we ain’t takin no chances. come join us and help us build a fortress to keep them drones out. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, what more could u want? join now before the drones take over and we all turn into zombies. #minecraftmadness #f16sforlife #unicornpower
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Mob Siege – CTF
A Capture the Flag game mode server where you can place down mobs to defend and attack. Join the discord server to chill and suggest potential update ideas.
Mobsiege.net