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LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1672
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3998
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

active lifestyle, daily exercise, Effectiveness, exercise effectiveness, exercise frequency, exercise habits, exercise research, exercise routine, exercise science, exercise study, FITNESS, fitness goals, health benefits, physical activity, PIXEL, scientists, study, training frequency, warrior, weekend warrior, workout consistency, workout duration, workout intensity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Crafty, craving, desire, FANTASY, Fun, horny, infatuation, longing, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, Provocative, Raora, raoras, seductive, Server, sexual, temptation, thinking, Thoughts, yearning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5854	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Animals Bred:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

below 1%, Chip, Competition, DROPPED, FIX, GPU, graphics, growth, Improvement, Industry, innovation, intel, Intels, market, market share, Minecraft, Performance, semiconductor, shares, smp, SOLUTIONS, strategy, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

blended family issues, child behavior, child neglect, Child Psychology, communication breakdown, dysfunctional household, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, House, parenting challenges, sibling bullying, sibling rivalry, sisters, step siblings, stepfamily issues, supportive environment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorites, beloved films, binge-worthy films, cinematic comfort food, cinematic gems, classic cinema, comfort movies, endlessly rewatchable, favorite movies, film fanatics, forever favorites, go-to films, movie buffs, movie marathon, movie night, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must see movies, never gets old, perennial favorites, rewatchable films, timeless classics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfort, CraftyCreeperz, everyday, Expression, fashion, Favorite, graphic tee, Message, most used phrase, Outfit, Personal, Read, slogan, Statement, Style, t-shirt, Wardrobe, wear

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

Abnormal, anomaly, bug, climate, confusion, Conspiracy, Game, glitch, Government, House, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, odd, Phenomenon, precipitation, question.., Rain, Rainy, Server, strange, weather, White, White House

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, Depressed, depression, Despair, emotional pain, havent, hopelessness, medication, mental anguish, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Players, reaching out, Respawned, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	2911
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1475	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!