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Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4404
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

MineNight 2 Server: The Sequel

Arcade, Characters, Combo, Combos, Community, competitive, Defense, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, MineNight, Offense, online play, Projectile, Sequel, Server, Shun Goku Satsu, special moves, strategy, Tactics, Thread, Under Night 2, video game

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of getting hit with random projectiles while trying to peacefully mine and build in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we take projectile attacks very seriously. In fact, if anyone dares to throw a projectile at you, we will unleash the ultimate move – the not-Shun Goku Satsu – and send them flying into the next dimension! Join us for a wild and wacky time where even the smallest offense can lead to epic battles and hilarious consequences. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and unpredictable? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

IsraelDefenders Minecraft Server

Bravery, Combat, courage, defend israel, Defense, Duty, femboy soyjaks, Gender Roles, Israel Defense Forces, IsraelDefenders, loyalty, manly men, Masculinity, masculinity in crisis, Military, Minecraft, patriotism, Protection, SECURITY, Server, strength, traditional masculinity, Warriors

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!

But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!

NikkeDefender Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, battle outfit, Battle tactics, bunny dress, combat attire, combat defense, Defense, Futuristic technology, futuristic warfare, Humanity, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, NikkeDefender, Nikkes, protective gear, sci-fi fashion, Server, soldier uniform, strategic advantage, tactical advantage, tactical gear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	111	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	252

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, come join our wacky world where Nikkes in Bunny dresses are the ultimate defenders of Humanity! Picture this: a fierce battle against Creepers, but instead of armor, you’re wearing a fluffy Bunny dress that strikes fear into their pixelated hearts. Trust us, it’s a game-changer. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a Bunny dress gives you super speed and the ability to jump higher than any other player. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those Creepers who’s boss in the most stylish way possible!

‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

Allies, America, Biden’s retardation, China, Chinese missile warning system, Defense, Diplomacy, early warning system, enemies, foreign policy, Geopolitics, ICBM, integration, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, Permanent, russia, Server, strategic alliances, TIES, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than China and Russia joining forces? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Biden’s alleged retardation couldn’t stop the enemies from becoming BFFs.

Join us and witness the ultimate alliance between China and Russia, just like how our players team up to conquer the virtual world. Our server is so lit, it’s like integrating ICBM early warning systems, but with more explosions (of fun, of course).

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience ever. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it)!

Creepers and Karens: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

challenge, Civilization, Conflict, CREEPERS, Defense, Democracy, ENEMY, extremism, Global, Greatest, Ideology, influence, Karens, Minecraft, modern West, Politics, power, SECURITY, showdown, society, Technology, Terrorism, threat, Ultimate, VALUES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with fellow players to take on the greatest threat and enemy of the modern West… creepers! These sneaky green baddies have been plotting to take over the world of Minecraft, but with your help, we can stop them in their tracks.

Join our server for epic battles against creepers, where you can unleash your inner warrior and show those explosive pests who’s boss. But be warned, these creepers are no ordinary foes – rumor has it they have secret alliances with Endermen and zombie pigmen, making them even more formidable.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is equipped with the latest in anti-creeper technology, including diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even a secret weapon known as the “Creeper Crusher 3000.” With your skills and determination, we can rid the modern West of this explosive menace once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help save the world of Minecraft from the greatest threat it has ever faced. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure trove of diamonds waiting for those brave enough to take on the creepers… Are you up for the challenge?

YeehawCraft

alliances, America, American last, Benjamin Netanyahu, Defense, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israel first, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, patriotism, policy decisions, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, YeehawCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!

5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.

Kevin Nash’s Minecraft Mansion: Where Heat is Always on the Menu!

comparison, controversy, controversy analysis, criticism, Defending, Defense, fan backlash, Heat, Industry, kevin, Kevin Nash, loyalty, MANSION, media scrutiny, menu, Minecraft, Nashs, opinion, Podcast, podcasting, professional wrestling, public perception, Vince McMahon Jr., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha! Our server is so wild that even Kevin Nash himself couldn’t handle the madness.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Gerald who will guide you on your adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Vince McMahon Jr. – rumor has it he’s building a wrestling ring made entirely out of obsidian!

Crafty Patriots: Land of the Free, Home of the Creeper

America, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese criminals, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, Defense, DRILLS, free, home, international relations, Intimidating, Invasion, Land, MEGA HAPPENING, military aid, military exercises, patriots, Peace, response, Reuters, SECURITY, taiwan, US lawmaker, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	503
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a firework show on the 4th of July? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even America is dropping military aid packages for Taiwan in response to the craziness happening here!

Join us and witness Chinese criminals conducting drills to invade our server, only to be met with epic battles and insane PvP action. Our server is so intense, even US lawmakers are talking about it!

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the most happening Minecraft server in the world. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement right here in our virtual world? Let’s goooooo!

Back in Blocks Minecraft Server

back again, back and better, back for good, back for more, back in action, back in the game, back in the groove, back in the spotlight, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back to reality, back where I belong, back with a bang, back with a vengeance, blocks, COMEBACK, I am back, I’m Back, Minecraft, returning, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	New Chunks Explored:	437418
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because I’M BACK and this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

14 year old, Boundaries, Caretaker, cat, chickens, Disabilities, Dogs, family, friend’s house, grandmother, guilt tripping, irritability, Minecraft, Priorities, responsibilities, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, spacecraft, TESTOSTERONE, UNFAIR, young adult, youngest siblings

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stress of family drama and responsibilities! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about your nagging mother and demanding siblings, come chill with us and let loose in our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and have some much-needed fun.

No more guilt trips or lectures about priorities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive and thrive in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

StepSisBanMomRageCraft

Affair, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, maternal guilt, mom, parenting conflicts, Pregnancy, Resentment, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step sister, step-family, StepSisBanMomRageCraft, trip planning, Yelling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a family feud! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 24-year-old dealing with his mom’s pregnancy bombshell and step-sister drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in outrageous situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good story, complete with crying siblings, last-minute trip plans, and even threats of calling the police for kidnapping (spoiler alert: it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest virtual family drama you’ve ever seen. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

BlockPartyCentral, common behaviors, common misconceptions, cultural norms, exaggerated statements, exaggerations, false assumptions., false claims, generalizations, groupthink, Human Behavior, misconceptions, Myths, peer pressure, popular beliefs, societal beliefs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, Stereotypes, universal actions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s like a secret society of gamers who have discovered the ultimate virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear that makes you invincible, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or steal. So come join us and be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCanuck91

arrested, assault allegations, auto parts, billionaire, Businessman, Canadian, charges, controversy, court case, CraftyCanuck91, criminal investigation, Elderly, elderly crime, Frank Stronach, high profile case, Legal, Legal System, News, scandal, sexual assault, Wealthy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	New Chunks Explored:	232513
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PlotTwistPeriodsLOL

cinematic stereotypes, Female Characters, female experiences, film industry, film narratives, gender equality, gender representation, Hollywood portrayals, menstrual cycles, menstrual health, menstrual plot points, menstruation in media, menstruation taboo, on-screen menstruation, period accuracy, period scenes, periods in movies, plot devices, PlotTwistPeriodsLOL, Women in movies, women’s issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own period-proof world? well guess what, on our server, women in movies don’t have periods unless it’s required in the plot! u can build a giant tampon castle or a pad palace, the possibilities are endless! join now and let’s bleed… i mean build together!

SadisticCraft: NarcissisticPvP

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, criminal behavior, domestic violence, ego strength, influence, mental health, NarcissisticPvP, negative influence, pathological narcissism, perpetrators, personality disorders, positive effects, psychic pain, Psychological Factors, research, sadistic tendencies, SadisticCraft, study, Trauma, victimization

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we embrace all the craziness and chaos! we have a study that revealed the psychological factors that make players go wild with sadistic tendencies! we found out that if you have a big ego and lots of psychic pain, you are more likely to be a total savage in the game. but don’t worry, we welcome all the crazy peeps with open arms! so if you’re ready to unleash your inner psycho in the minecraft world, join us now! let’s make some chaos together!

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

again.., Anon, Anon staring, Anon staring at butt, BootyCraft, butt, Chad, Chad come over, Chad come over here, come over, creepy, creepy loser, creepy loser Chad, ew, ew creepy loser, Loser, Minecraft, Server, STARING, staring at butt, staring at my butt, staring at my butt again

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Votes:	717
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, cope, Cultural differences, developing countries, disparity, Global, height, height difference, height disparity, height standards, Heightism, Minecraft, perspective, Server, short, Small, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tall, third world, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Votes:	8027
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel short at a mere 160cm! Join us and you’ll be towering over all the Zoomers who are a whopping 2 meters tall – talk about a height advantage in PvP battles!

But that’s not all, on our server, we have a secret underground village where the villagers have evolved to have superpowers. Want to trade with a villager who can fly? Or maybe one who shoots lasers from their eyes? You never know what you’ll find in our wacky world.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet. We promise it’s totally possible and not at all a suicide mission.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your height)!

StepmomSassCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is so lit, even your stepmom will forget about her beef with your bio mom. She’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to remember to throw shade at anyone. Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a new family (minus the drama).

So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can be mining diamonds and taming wolves? Let’s craft away the stress together!