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KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Weapon Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like zelenskiy in the kursk offensive but with pickaxes and swords instead of guns!!! we need all the help we can get to lift restrictions on weapons use and conquer the land!!! build your own base and defend it from enemies, or team up with other players to raid their bases and steal their diamonds!!! who needs guns when you have a diamond sword?? join now and be a part of the most intense battle for survival in minecraft history!!! -
CraftyWarriors: GerVsRus2030
so, liek, u know how germany and russia r like those frenemies who always be throwin shade at each other? well, dis commander dude be all like “yo, we gotta be ready for war with russia in 5 years, just in case they try any funny business.” so now, dis minecraft server be like the perfect place to train for battle, cuz u gotta be ready for anything, even if it’s just blocky zombies tryna steal ur diamonds. join now and show ur skills on the battlefield, cuz who knows when russia gonna come knockin on ur virtual door. let’s get ready to rumble, baby! -
AggroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Troops
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bruh! We got Ukrainian troops fighting inside the aggressor’s territory, like whaaat?! It’s like a real-life war zone, but in Minecraft! Join us and experience the thrill of battle as you fight for glory and honor on the virtual battlefield. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the enemy’s base. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of the action-packed adventure! -
LipetskLoot Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
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KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!
so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?
and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.
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LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com! -
UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid
lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness! -
KraftingKalinNukes
Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BOOM! Russia decides to drop some nukes in Kaliningrad. But don’t worry, our server is the safest place to be during a nuclear apocalypse! Join us for some epic survival gameplay and maybe even build your own fallout shelter. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and mystery chests. So come on, join us before Putin blows everything up! -
CraftyIsraelWar
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier battles than an Iran attack on Israel! Our wars could last 3-4 days, just like that Iranian official said. But don’t worry, we got potions and enchanted weapons to help you survive the chaos. Plus, our admins are like super powerful wizards who can summon dragons and stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
UkrainianCraft: Deep Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle like russia vs ukraine but with blocks!! build ur own army of creepers and skeletons to take down ur enemies!! u can go as deep as 20km into their territory and show them who’s boss!! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!! but be careful, u might just get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!
