so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.
MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!
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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, dude.plus, we got this secret underground base where you can fight off zombie hordes and save the world from total destruction. and if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the boss dragon that guards the treasure hoard at the center of the map. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night? yeah, that’s right. we got all the latest hits playing, and you can dance the night away with your friends. it’s like a virtual rave, man.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.
RocketCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of launching rockets with the polish industry! we have a special deal with lockheed that gives you a front row seat at the rocket launcher table. imagine the chaos of launching rockets while eating pierogies and wearing traditional polish attire. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some out-of-this-world fun!TrebuchetCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build TREBUCHETS on the border with LEBANON. yes, you heard that right. we are taking minecraft warfare to a whole new level. join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. who needs swords and bows when you have a TREBUCHET? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and let’s launch some cows over the border together!PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad
so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses.PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown
come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!FrenchFryDefense
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine has bought a SECOND air defense system from FRANCE!!!! yea u heard it right, france is hooking ukraine up with some serious protection in the sky. now u can build ur blocky empire without worrying about pesky invaders trying to steal ur diamonds. join now and be part of the most secure server in all of minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that the air defense system shoots out exploding chickens at any enemies that try to attack. how crazy is that?! don’t miss out on the action, join now and start building ur fortress of doom with the power of french technology on ur side.