🔥defense tactics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

Bucha’s Drone Busters

aerial attacks, anti aircraft, Bravery, Bucha, Buchas, Busters, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense tactics, drone, eastern europe, female empowerment, female unit, Military, military strategy, resistance, Russian drones, Surveillance, Technology, ukraine war, WARFARE, women soldiers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1641
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	2417
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	175
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1513	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mines Excavated:	1517
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	277	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

#Aliceadventure, #Alicefun, #Alicejourney, #Alicememories, #Alicetravel, #exploreAlice, Adventure, alice, Crafty, Destination, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Fun, Journey, Lost, Memories, Mines, repeat, travel, trip, vacation, wonderland

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crops Grown:	5543
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	183	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	1833

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3118	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	9421
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
New Chunks Explored:	156037	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Votes:	8130	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	1111
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!