anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.
so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.
join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.
we’ve got crazy battles, underwater adventures, and even a secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of commanding your own fleet of sea drones in the most epic minecraft server ever!
Cols MC server is a stylish looking SMP server designed for everyone to play. Our server is developing rapidly thanks to our team that brings updates every once in a while to increase your gaming pleasure with nice additions! What are you waiting for not to join this server where you can team up with your friends and have fun? It supports all versions between 1.16/1.21.1.
oyna.colsmc.xyz
LGBTQ*-friendly Server with Freebuild, Citybuild, Games and many more features but it’s still WIP but if you want to join and help us build the server we would be really greatefull for everyone helping us
mc.femboy-paradise.de
| ABOUT US |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community. |
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Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
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We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
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| APPLICATION |
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
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Q: Can I join if I am under 18?
A: Unfortunately, the Club SMP is strictly an 18+ server. We want to ensure a mature and enjoyable environment for all our players.
Q: Can I use mods not included in the server modpack?
A: We recommend using only the mods provided in our custom modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness among all players.
Q: How often are events held on the server?
A: We aim to host events regularly to keep the community engaged and excited. The frequency of events may vary, but we strive to provide a fun experience for all players.
Q: Are donations accepted for the server?
A: At this time, we do not accept donations for the server. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community without the need for financial contributions.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on the Club SMP. We value a supportive and collaborative environment where all players can feel safe and enjoy their time in the game.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the craziest creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual potatoes?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav(e) women who are rumored to have magical powers that can turn your enemies into harmless sheep. So come on down and see why Slav(e) women are like this – you won’t be disappointed!
But be warned, the Coingecko™ and Coinmarketcap™ jews are always watching, ready to accept our one trillion supply coin and skyrocketing the crypto marketcap to infinity and beyond. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and become the richest player in the server? Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!
Build your own virtual house and invite your mom, sister, fiancé, and anyone else you want to live with you. Sign rental contracts, collect rent, and watch as your family members argue over who should pay for house repairs or car repairs.
But beware, tensions may rise as you navigate the complex relationships within your virtual household. Will you be the asshole for having both your mom and fiancé as renters? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server!
Join now for a wild ride of family dynamics, financial disputes, and virtual chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
We’ve got so many unique features, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how we came up with them. From flying pigs that shoot lasers to a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect next.
And don’t worry about being judged for your insecurities or control freak tendencies – we embrace all types here. In fact, we encourage you to bring your wildest fantasies to life in our virtual world. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Just leave the nude drawings at home – we’ve got enough craziness already!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with wings made of gold and a beak that shoots fireballs. Defeat the Chicken King in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken powers.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built Chicken Dungeon, where you’ll face off against hordes of evil chickens and their dastardly leader, Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that deep within the dungeon lies the fabled Chicken Sword, a weapon so powerful it can turn your enemies into fried chicken with a single swing.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the clucking madness for yourself!
