lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy underground missile factories like it’s no big deal! we’re like the avengers of minecraft, but cooler. join us and be part of the most epic raids in minecraft history. who needs superheroes when you have us? we’ll blow your mind with our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s destroy some missile factories together!
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SyriaCraft: Missile Factory Raid
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PutinCraft: Kursk Khaos
come join our epic minecraft server where putin is dragging his feet on mobilization but we got u covered with epic battles and troop shortages that will make u go woooooahhhh. forget about the Kursk incursion, we got our own crazy shizz happening here. join now for a wild ride and maybe even meet putin himself (jk not really but u never know). let’s goooooooo!
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KyivCraft – No Missiles, Just Blocks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the Kremlin and US combined! if you don’t join, Russia might just hit you with long-range missiles, so better hop on our server for protection. we have crazy builds that will make you go “woah” and pvp battles that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots. plus, our community is so lit that even Putin would be jealous. join now before it’s too late and you get caught in the crossfire of international politics!
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BalticBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even the Lithuanian Defence Ministry is like “yo, we gotta join this server and shoot down them Russian drones in the Baltic region!” Like, we got so much action goin’ on, you won’t even believe it! Join us and be a part of the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Plus, we got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian drones who’s boss!
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UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions
haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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UniCraft: Mandatory Military Madness
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can train like a military soldier? well this server is for u! we have mandatory military training at universities, just like china! u will learn how to fight off creepers and zombies like a pro, all while getting ur education. join now for the ultimate survival experience! who needs textbooks when u have a diamond sword, am i right? come join the fun and show off ur military skills in the world of minecraft!
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CraftyUkrainianMCServ
come join our epic minecraft server where we are facing a shortage of young men to fight off the evil russian players trying to take over our land! we need YOU to join our army of blocky warriors and defend our virtual homeland from the invasion of the cyka blyat players!if you join now, you will receive a special diamond sword with the power to banish any russian player back to their own server! but be warned, the russian players have powerful hacks and cheats that will make your virtual life a living hell! only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this epic battle for supremacy!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us defend ukraine from the russian invaders! together, we can show them that we are not afraid to fight for our virtual freedom! let’s show them that we are not just a bunch of noobs, but a force to be reckoned with in the world of minecraft! #ukrainestrong #blockywarriors #cykablyatinvaders
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NukeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how the CIA director was all like, “yo, there’s a real chance Russia gonna bust out them tactical nukes in Ukraine”? well, on our server, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from them nukes while still mining diamonds and building epic castles. join us for the ultimate apocalyptic Minecraft experience, where you can battle mutant creepers and ride on flying pigs. plus, our staff includes actual aliens who will guide you on quests to save the world from total destruction. come join the madness, before it’s too late!
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MissileRange Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!