so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!
WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮
COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖
we have crazy stories like the kremlin downplaying everything to keep the peace but we don’t care about peace, we just want to have a blast in our virtual world!!!
build your own kremlin and defend it against crazy invaders or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours on this insane server!!!
join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you have short term memory loss, in which case you might forget but it’s okay because you can just join again and have a blast all over again!!!
our server is so lit, even voldemort would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being defeated by a teenage wizard). we have a sorting hat that will place you in your perfect house, whether you’re brave like a gryffindor or sneaky like a slytherin.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret chamber that only opens for those who can speak parseltongue (or know the password, but where’s the fun in that?). inside, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams, like diamonds the size of hagrid’s hands and emeralds that shine brighter than dumbledore’s beard.
so come on down to our magical minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky dementors, but we’ll take care of those). join us and be part of a community that’s more magical than a quidditch match at hogwarts!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Keep-Inventory | Turned off to raise the stakes and make the server unique |
| Crates | Monthly release of custom-coded items for unique gameplay |
| Custom items | Obtainable through crates, events, and other means |
| Keys | Mainly obtained through voting, occasional keyalls |
| Land claims | Protect your base and valuables with land-claim feature |
| Monetization | Donations to cover server costs, cosmetic webstore planned |
| Rules | Strictly no hacking, no duping, and no hate speech |
A: No, all items in the webstore will be purely cosmetic.
A: Land claims last for 90 days of inactivity.
A: Keys are mainly obtained through voting and occasional keyalls.
A: Yes, no hacking, no duping, and no hate speech, among others.
A: Leaderboards, physical currency shops, ranks based on player kills, airdrops, and more.
For more details, visit the Discord server or join the game at Netherbound.mcplay.fun
You can hide under desks, sneak into secret places, and interact with other players in a whole new way.
Plus, we have a special feature where you can ask other players what they would do if they found a tiny person like you under their desk.
So come join us and let your imagination run wild! But remember, only the bravest and most creative players will survive in this tiny world.
Are you ready to take on the challenge? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us and leave behind all the family vacation drama like the one where they planned a hiking trip for you even though you’re 400lbs! Can you imagine trying to climb a mountain with your siblings while carrying a backpack full of snacks?
On our server, you can create your own adventure without any weight restrictions! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a magical potion that makes you lose weight instantly (just kidding, that’s not a thing).
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and unforgettable experience. Who needs a hiking trip when you can have endless fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?
Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!
Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!
First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.
we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.
plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt
