PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

Amalia, Apology, apology statement, arrested, controversy, Driving, Dutch monarchy, Dutch Royal Family, law enforcement, legal issue, Media, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, public figure, radio dj, route, RoyalDrive, Royalty, scandal, Server, traffic incident, traffic violation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6598	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

TeleJailCraft

arrest, arrested, CEO, Communication, Digital, Founder, French airport, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, News, Pavel Durov, privacy, Report, SECURITY, social media, Technology, technology company, Telegram, TeleJailCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	4054
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

Parental Neglect Craft

birth order, Childhood, Craft, family bond, family dynamics, family relationships, family roles, family structure, family time, neglect, Parental, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, time spent, youngest child

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

FinalHopeMC

407, AVOID, cancer patients, cherish, death, end of life, Enjoy, final act of hope, final road, FinalHopeMC, giving up, Hope, Links, new study, non-curative, pain relief, palliative care, Patients, see it as, study, Wanting

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

chat commands, colors, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Friendly, GRASS, grows, healthy, interactions, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, quality of life, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Severation, shop district, shopping district, smp, Teams, Teleportation, upside, Vanilla, visual features, voice chat

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2649	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Severation SMP Server

Brief Overview:

Type	Age Range	Rules	Server Start
Semi-Vanilla 18+ server	18+	No griefing or stealing	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District	Proximity Voice Chat
BlueMap
Interactive chat commands	Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)	Leaderboards

Our Values:

Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

aesthetic beauty, art, classical, Cultural preservation, EuropaRevival, European culture, european identity, European revival, garden design, Gardens, heritage, Historical figures, History, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, Mythology, mythology revival, outdoor decor, public art, revive Europa, sculpture, Server, Statues

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

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