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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3466 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1514 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 965635 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.
But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
