imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant nuclear submarines made out of diamond blocks, cruising through the ocean like it’s no big deal. but wait, there’s more! these submarines are actually controlled by a team of highly trained dolphins who are also expert minecraft players. they’ll guide you through epic underwater battles and help you conquer the depths like a boss.
oh, and did i mention the surface tension? yeah, that’s right. on this server, the surface tension is so intense that if you try to swim to the surface too quickly, you’ll get launched into outer space where you’ll have to fight off alien mobs and mine space diamonds to survive.
so what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most intense minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild European army appears and starts rearming right before your very eyes! You can join in on the action, help them craft their weapons, and maybe even score yourself a sweet new sword or two.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the European army is actually being led by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the legendary Minecraft villain is back and he’s ready to take on all challengers. Will you join forces with him or stand against him? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure yet! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this $840 billion madness!
we gotz so much moolah, we talkin bout mobilising up to โฌ800 billion for defence, like who needs dat much money for defence in minecraft u ask? well we do, cuz we gotz dragons, aliens, and even zombies tryna take over our server!
so if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft server in da world, join us now and let’s show von der Leyen who da real boss is! oh and did i mention we got free diamond armor for all new players? yea, we ballin like dat. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get ready to rumble!
Join our server and escape the harsh realities of your unattractive existence. Build yourself a castle fit for a king, or sail the high seas in search of treasure and adventure. Who needs real life when you can be a total stud in the virtual world?
So come on, leave your unattractive self behind and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game!
Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the pigs or the llamas? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe the third time really is the charm!
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to keep their earwax regimen on point to prevent vertigo, hearing loss, and tinnitus. Forget about building houses, here we build earwax castles! ๐ฐ๐
Join us for some hilarious moments like when our admin’s cousin Kara (37F) thought he was hiding a dark secret but it turned out to be just earwax shenanigans. ๐๐
Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out like Kara got kicked out of our admin’s friend’s house. We support each other through all the earwax drama! ๐ค๐
So come on over and join the funniest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knew earwax could bring so much laughter and joy? ๐๐๐ฎ
Life after deleting social media has been like a breath of fresh air for our players. No more endless scrolling through pointless posts or getting into arguments with strangers online. Instead, they spend their days exploring our server, battling dragons, and building epic structures.
One player even told us that since deleting social media, they’ve become a master builder in Minecraft and have created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Another player said that they finally have time to focus on their real-life relationships and have even started a Minecraft-themed book club with their friends.
So if you’re ready to ditch the drama and join a community of like-minded players who just want to have fun, then come join our Minecraft server. Who needs social media when you have virtual worlds to explore and friends to make?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.
So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?
Bedrock and Non-Premium Java supported!
Cozy is a brand new SMP server offering a variety of custom content and features. We have a friendly community and an active staff team. We offer quests, furniture, vehicles and much more.
Join our community today: Discord – https://discord.gg/cozymc Java – mc.cozy.net Bedrock – mc.cozy.net (port 19132) Website – store.cozy.net
mc.cozy.net
| Platform | IP | Port |
|---|---|---|
| Java | 151.80.47.150:25643 | N/A |
| Bedrock | 151.80.47.150 | 27049 |
Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.
Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.
Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.
Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!
So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!