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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchantments Applied:	189

come join our epic minecraft server where biden has approved a new nuclear strategy that focuses on the threat of CHINA in the game!! we have nuclear weapons and explosions galore, watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our nukes! team up with your friends to take down the chinese threat and become the ultimate minecraft warriors. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover. join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyWarriors

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Items Found:	8821
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we find battlefield solutions like the ukraine defense chief, no matter who wins the US election! we have secret weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and ride dragons into battle. join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

CREEPERS, diamonds, FAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Fabulous, fag, FagCraft, Friend, Girls

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	80
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure