Defense Priorities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

biden, geopolitical tensions, Chinacraft, Global threats, US-China relations

come join our epic minecraft server where biden has approved a new nuclear strategy that focuses on the threat of CHINA in the game!! we have nuclear weapons and explosions galore, watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our nukes! team up with your friends to take down the chinese threat and become the ultimate minecraft warriors. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover. join now for the most explosive minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyWarriors

US Election, Armed Forces, diplomatic relations, battlefield solutions, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we find battlefield solutions like the ukraine defense chief, no matter who wins the US election! we have secret weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and ride dragons into battle. join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Introspective, reaction, atmosphere, Interpretation, Contemplative

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about a treasure hunt where the loot is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the boss himself while trying not to get roasted by his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

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CapRipper Minecraft SMP

Consumer, Frustration, bottles, manufacturers, recycling

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

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TipWars Minecraft Server

bad service, Minecraft, tipping policy, tipping etiquette, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

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TieCraftFunLand

Conflict, emotions, Wedding, Respect, black tie event

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!

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WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

extravagant purchases, luxury experiences, extravagant indulgences, quality products, upscale products

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

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ColorCraft FunLand

color options, favorite color, color preference selection, color favorites, color preference inquiry

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose just one favorite color again! We have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye sheep any color you want, so you can have a whole flock of rainbow sheep following you around. Plus, our resident wizard can cast spells to make your character change colors at will – you’ll be the most stylish player in the game!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a friendly sea monster who loves to play hide and seek.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world of color, magic, and adventure like never before!

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BorderDefenseMC Server

self defense, gun laws, firearms regulations, migration crisis, Military

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late!

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ProudCraft: UK Weapons in Action!

defense industry, uk, solidarity, foreign policy, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like fighting off those bad guys with their weapons and stuff? well, guess what, our server is like totally proud to see british weapons being used there! like, how cool is that? join our server and be part of this epic battle, where u can like, use british weapons to fight off the bad guys and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with other cool players who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy minecraft world!

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