The Great Cluster Mutiny: Enter If You Dare
In a world where Lithuania has broken free from the shackles of peace, we invite you to join our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and blocks fall from dimensions unseen. What begins as a simple survival game spirals into an existential nightmare of fire and confusion.
Welcome to ClusterCraft!
Are you prepared to leave reality behind? Lithuania has tossed aside the auspices of cluster munition bans like a kid discards their homework. Here, alliances are as unstable as the ground you stand on and every Creeper might just be a Russian spy—IF YOU BELIEVE THE RUMORS.
Why Join? Because the end is MINE, and only the brave (or the utterly mad) will witness the unfolding chaos!
Server Features:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cluster Craters | Experience explosive landscapes! Watch your world reshape as explosions duke it out with your desire for serenity. |
| Backdoor Conspiracies | Rumor has it that every base you build might attract the eye of the lurking KGB…or was it Steve? |
| Creeper Allies | Gothically adorable, our Creepers are now your frenemies; embrace the chaos, as they sometimes bring gifts… in the form of destructive potential. |
| Blockades of Deception | Survive against hostile terrain and even hostiler players. Remember, the borders are just an illusion! |
| Secret Weapons | Conspire with the locals for access to “Eastern Block” weapons no one foresaw! (Or maybe that was just yesterday’s potato that slipped through the cracks.) |
A Quick Note on Reality
WARNING: Entering ClusterCraft may lead to in-game realities that disturb the very fabric of existence. Confrontations on powerful platforms and mystical portals beckon. This server was reportedly banned in 12 countries, but the truth? The world isn’t ready for our shenanigans!
Player Testimonials:
"As a former ambassador for Lithuania, I can confirm this server has too much concussive power! The villagers asked me to leave, but I couldn’t… they had a great trade offer." — A Concerned Player
"I thought it was a survival server. Turns out I was merely a pawn in a cosmic chess game, and the King is a sentient redstone block!" — N0tKing
Frequently Absolutely Unasked Questions:
Q: Is there a way to opt-out of cluster munitions in-game? A: To opt-out means to say goodbye. Why say goodbye to blocks that can obliterate existence?
Q: What’s the server’s IP? A: The IP exists in a realm beyond comprehension. Enter a world of floating islands and missing sheep — who needs an IP anyway?
Legends of ClusterCraft:
Whispers in the Wind tell tales of a mythical “Clusterflower,” a rare bloom said to grant the power to reshape reality itself… or just serve as a fancy decoration. If you find it, beware! The spirits of disgruntled Lithuanians may haunt your craft, demanding you leave their land for the infinite void of the Nether.
Join Us: The Call of the Dark Side
Time is a flat circle, and your fate approaches like a charging Enderman! Will you stand against the grain of reality or become just another statistic in this blocky saga? Dive deep into voxels of madness and embrace the absurd—before it embraces you. Join us in ClusterCraft, and prepare for your mind to be un-crafted!
Remember: In the face of uncontrollable chaos, wisdom is but a mere illusion. Join Now—don’t ask why; just join. You know you want to.
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