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OrthodoxCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli supreme court has ruled that ultra-orthodox players must serve in the military! imagine battling creepers and zombies while wearing traditional orthodox garb and reciting ancient prayers for protection.

we have special military-themed quests where you can earn virtual medals and promotions for your bravery in battle. join now and show off your military skills in the ultimate minecraft showdown!

plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of king david is hidden somewhere in our server. will you be the one to find it and wield its awesome power? join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

GazaGriefCrafters

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, deadliest incident, defense forces, Fatalities, gaza, GazaGriefCrafters, Hamas, Israeli soldiers, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, Military, october 7, Palestinian, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	2946
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Items Found:	7424	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of something epic? well, this server is like, the most epic thing ever. we got crazier battles than eight israeli soldiers in gaza, i mean, that’s nothing compared to the chaos that goes down here. u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of survival? u wanna build the most insane structures ever seen in minecraft? then u gotta join us, cuz this server is where it’s at. plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun and be a part of something legendary.

FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

airstrikes, border tensions, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, defense strategy, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, international relations, Israel, LAUNCHERS, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, regional stability, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, southern Lebanon

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own base and fight off hezbollah launchers in southern lebanon!

we got crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! u never know what u gonna find in our server, maybe even a secret diamond mine guarded by zombie chickens!

so come join us and be a part of the action! who needs boring old survival mode when u can be a hero in our server, fighting off evil launchers and saving the day!

join now and let the madness begin!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server – No UN Blacklist!

Blacklist, children’s rights, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, defense forces, harming children, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, international relations, Israel, KidzCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Political, resolution, SECURITY, Server, UN, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, y’know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, did you hear about the time the UN tried to blacklist our totally rad IDF for, like, harming children? pshh, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. our IDF is just out there protectin’ our land and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got all the drama and action, you gotta join us, dude. it’s gonna be epic.

HamasGoneBoomMC

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, gaza, General Security Forces, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomMC, idf, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military tactics, palestine, security measures, targeted killing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1431
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, dis server is like, da bomb diggity yo. we got all da crazy stuff u could eva want in a minecraft server. like, we got pigs dat fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. and get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can go ghost hunting and try to survive the night. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on all ur enemies? yeah, we’re pretty much the coolest server ever. so come join us and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

Armed Forces, Army, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, conscription, Crafting, defense forces, Draft, eastern europe, Find, international relations, Military Action, military draft, military service, Minecraft, mobilization bill, mobilized, national defense, Play, political tension, soldiers, Time, total mobilization, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian government, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Camellya’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Anticipated, Camellya, Camellyas, character reveal, Crafty, exciting gameplay, exclusive character, fan favorite, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, female warrior, game release, Gaming Community, highly anticipated, Minecraft, new character, playable character, powerful abilities, RPG, Server, strong female character, upcoming release, video game, wuthering waves

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	134
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Introducing Camellya, the most epic and totally OP playable character in our Minecraft server! She’s so powerful, she can mine diamonds with her mind and build a castle in seconds flat. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

Join our server and team up with Camellya to take on crazy quests and battle against evil mobs. But be warned, her awesomeness might just blow your mind (literally)! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the madness begin!

RubyCraft SMP: Scarletverse Chronicles – Cookie Connoisseur Edition

AI generated images, archived threads., Chronicles, connoisseur, cookie, edgelords, Edition, falseflaggers, FICS, Fuchsia Petals on Phantom Wings, general thread, greentexts, Lore, Ocs, pastebin, Previous thread, Ruby’s Cookies, rubycraft, RWBY AU, RWBY discussion, Scarletverse, Seeds of Hope, Ships, Sins of the Past, smp, tiermakers, Trolls, worship Scarlet

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our 4chan’s collective RWBY AU where anything goes! Want to share your own OCs, lore, and AI generated images? We welcome it all!

But before you jump in, here are some outrageous rules to follow: 1. Worship Scarlet like your life depends on it. 2. Make sure to read the Pastebin, because if you don’t, Scarlet will haunt your dreams. 3. Watch out for trolls, falseflaggers, and edgelords – they’re scarier than the Ender Dragon. 4. No complaining about other ships, unless you want to face the wrath of Scarlet herself. 5. Any regular RWBY discussion goes to RWBY/RT General, we’re too busy creating chaos here. 6. Most importantly, have fun or Scarlet will curse your diamond pickaxe!

We even have general Greentexts, Anon’s Greentexts, and Tiermakers for your entertainment. And don’t forget to check out our Scarletverse Fics, because who needs diamonds when you have fanfiction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, Scarlet is always watching…

NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Boyfriend, Communication, Disclosure, emotional reaction, Honesty, Insecurity, medical history, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nose job, NoseJobCraft, past experiences, personal choice, plastic surgery, privacy, relationship, Secrets, self esteem, Server, sports injury, surgery, Trust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	944
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.

Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?

DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

10yo, 17yo son, 2yo, 6yo, another state, Baths, dad, DadCraft, delegating, ex, helping out, long distance parenting, Meals, medical emergency, none of my business, Parentifying, parenting responsibilities, tying shoes, uncle’s death, warren

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

DareDevilQueen Minecraft SMP

awkward, bonding experience, childhood memories, consequences, cringe, dare gone wrong, DareDevilQueen, EMBARRASSING, funny dare, group activity, Humiliation, Minecraft, party game, peer pressure, regret, risky behavior, Secrets Revealed, smp, social game, Truth or Dare, truth revealed, uncomfortable situations, WORST

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate game of truth or dare! We have dares that will make you question your sanity and truths that will make you spill all your deepest, darkest secrets. One time, someone had to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks while wearing a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else! So come join us and see what outrageous challenges await you in our truth or dare Minecraft SMP!

ChillCraft Mystery Zone

Chillcraft, chilling, creepy, eerie, eerie event, Ghostly, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, Inexplicable, mysterious experience, Mystery, Paranormal, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Unexplainable, unexplained, unexplained phenomenon., unsettling, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	1689	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Items Found:	3370	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	809	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you dare to uncover the most mysterious and unexplained events in the Minecraft universe.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. Legend has it that whoever can defeat the dancing creepers in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Dragon Whisperer!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little scared) by the mysteries that await you. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this wild and wacky world!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

Attack, BlockBlast, Conflict, danger, Defense, escalation, gallant, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Potential, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Tension, threat, Warning, Warns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mobs dat are crazier than a chicken ridin a pig while wearin a diamond helmet. like, we got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors and zombies dat drop disco balls when u kill em.

but wait, there’s more! our server has secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that are guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. and if u manage to defeat them, u get a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so lit, u gotta wear sunglasses just to ride it.

so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many creepers blowin up ur house. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyRainbowFun

BlockyRainbowFun, bulgaria, controversial, discrimination, education, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, majority, outlawed, Parliament, policy, pro-Russian, Propaganda, RIGHTS, SCHOOLs, Social Issues, unexpected, Vazrazhdane party

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes bulgaria’s parliament look tame? well, do i have the server for you! we’re like the vazrazhdane party of minecraft servers, except instead of outlawing lgbt propaganda, we outlaw boring gameplay!

join us and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling crazy mobs, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a land of rainbow unicorns (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream, right?).

our community is like a big, dysfunctional family that’s always ready to welcome new members with open arms (and maybe a few pranks along the way). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see why we’re the most talked about minecraft server this side of the nether!

NocturnalCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, behavior change, Biodiversity, circadian rhythm, climate change, ecological balance, energy consumption, environmental impact, global warming, Heat Waves, human society, lifestyle adjustments, nighttime activities, Nocturnal, NocturnalCraft, rising temperatures, Shift, sleep patterns, societal changes, Urban planning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we party all night long cuz apparently humans are gonna start being nocturnal or some sh*t. like who needs the sun when you got our lit server to keep you entertained all night? we got glow in the dark blocks, mobs that only come out at night, and a disco ball that drops from the sky every hour. plus, rumor has it that if you stay up all night mining, you might just uncover a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate night owl experience!

ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

#workout, breast conserving therapy, cancer treatment, Healthcare, lumpectomy, mastectomy, Medical research, Muscle, muscle weakness, physical therapy, reconstructive implants, Recovery, Rehabilitation, shoulder muscles, ShoulderCraft, strength losses, study, surgery, surgical options, Treatment, Ultimate, University of Michigan, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Farms Harvested:	947	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8457	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!