Defense Exports MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

military equipment, Military, defense capabilities, 1.5B, defense procurement

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

military equipment, international relations, arms sales, defense exports, defense industry

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyKoreanWarzone

military support, defense cooperation, south korea, diplomatic discussions, potential weapons sales

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Crystal Void Realms 1.21

sexual exploration, sexual partners, white cum, explicit content, sexual health

Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

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Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

jump, Anime, manga publication, Manga culture, manga updates

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

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WickedUncleMC

AITAH, runtime, Needs, refusing, mean well

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

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BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

Syria, social unrest, current events, damascus, Politics

come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

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JewHuntersPrisonCraft

European court, Prison, Amsterdam news, criminal behavior, Netherlands

come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

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Pitfalls & Perils: FDA-Approved Cancer Tests

genetic counseling, risk assessment, genetic testing, genetic disorders, Cancer

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pitfalls and perils that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! And get this, we even have FDA-approved germ-line cancer predisposition tests! Why, you ask? Because we like to live life on the edge, baby!

Join our server if you want to test your survival skills against the most insane challenges imaginable. We’ve got dungeons filled with mutant zombies, lava pits that will make you sweat like a pig, and secret treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of pitfalls and perils like never before. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

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EarthCorp

Corporate dystopia, Discord, Leaderboards, Resources, Perks

EarthCorp – 1.21.1
IP: play.earthcorp.co
Site: earthcorp.co
Map: map.earthcorp.co

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, plenty of custom items and plugins, an active player base with responsive admins who fix issues and listen to the community.

There’s always plenty of places to explore and found your own town and nation, but if starting solo isn’t your style, you can play with friends or join a friendly community that will help you in your journey. But be prepared to face other players who have different plans and goals than you.

We are currently in a one week grace period from the start of the server, so you aren’t starting behind at all. We have an RTP portal in our spawn as well as a bunch of custom items and custom menus for you to interact with. We are completely non pay to win, and all our ranks are fair for their cost. If you have an issue, let us know and we’ll work it out.

The server’s Geo Political simulation allows players to simulate conflict and power struggles as they compete for control over territories, resources, and influence. You’ll need to build alliances, form treaties, and wage war to achieve your objectives. The world is your playground, but pick your fights carefully.

And for those who love immersing themselves in in-depth lore, we have something for you too. Our server offers a fascinating corporate dystopia storyline that will take you on an unforgettable journey. Running on a quest based narrative with mini bosses being brought around the world, you’ll explore the depths of a world ruled by corporations, where the fate of the world is in your hands.

We have daily quests and only free crates with real rewards, as well as plenty of custom perks you can add to your playing experience.

We are also running an invite event, so if you can top our leaderboards you get top rank permanently, and the next 9 get in-game rewards too.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is completely non pay to win. All our ranks are fair for their cost.
How big is the map?	The map is on a 1:300 scale of the Earth.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or nation?	You can play solo or join a town or nation as you prefer.
Are there custom items and plugins?	Yes, there are plenty of custom items and plugins on the server.
What is the invite event?	The invite event rewards the top players on the leaderboards with permanent top rank and in-game rewards for the next 9 players.