Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

defense budget, Russian-speaking demographic, Crafty, USA aid, Terror

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

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CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!

Advanced technology, iran, Technology, ballistic missiles, Iran’s

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸‍♂️💣

Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

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Blocky Borscht Battalion: No Air Defense Needed in Ukraine

military technology, international relations, blocky, air defense, eastern europe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!

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SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

houseguest etiquette, house rules, Eviction, SisGoneAfter5MthsMC, Conflict Resolution

Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

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GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

Massive, Terror, Nightmare, unnerving, Monster

OMG guys, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger than normal! Like, the cows would be as big as houses and the creepers would be like skyscrapers! It would be so epic, you’d never know what crazy giant thing you’ll run into next!

And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!

So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

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CraftyHomeSweetHome

personal experience, compassion, Understanding, homelessness, societal issues

Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!

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CraftyCossacks

Drones, Attack, SECURITY, geopolitical tensions, industrial site

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone

Zone, firefighting, ToxicCraft

come join our minecraft server, where you can escape the toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” and live your best blocky life! if you lived near firefighting training areas in real life, don’t worry, you can still join us and not be doomed to earn 1.7% less in adulthood. our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success without any negative impacts on your economic future. plus, our graduation rate is 1% higher than the real world, so you’ll be a certified blocky genius in no time! join us now and leave those toxic chemicals behind for good!

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Server26

Griefprevention, Survival, Vanilla, MEGABASES, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or similar plugins
No donation perks or benefits
World will never reset
Player trading via signs (No adminshops)
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

Community

Laid back rules, close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla feel server with default currency as diamonds, focus on long term projects, no activity threshold, and megabases welcome.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; running on Paper with GriefPrevention, chest shop plugin, Harbor, and other datapacks and tweaks.

Rules

For detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and respectful.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server suitable for players under 18?	No, the server is strictly for players aged 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks available?	No, there are no donation perks or benefits on this server.
Can players use warps or set home locations?	No, warps and /sethome features are disabled on this server.

Euphoric KaleidoGenesis 1.20.3

Kannagi Loki, phase connect, Phase Friends, Kokoromo Memory, Phase Euphoria

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, /pcgen3k/! It’s like Phase Connect’s Third Generation: Phase Euphoria, and Phase Kaleido (JP) Eimi’s birthday edition, but in Minecraft form!

We got all the crazy news, like Eimi’s birthday countdown and all the official links you need to keep up with the madness.

Each character has their own special birthday, like Runie Ruse on October 13th, Eimi Isami on January 10th, Muu Muyu on April 15th, and so many more!

Join us and be part of the Phase Friends crew, including /pcg/, /pcgia/, and Lia from Phase Connect. It’s a wild ride, bros, so hop on and let’s get this party started!

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Don’t miss out on the insanity, bros! Let’s make Minecraft wack again!

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