imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.
join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.
But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.
So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!
3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!
We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)