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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine is like, getting loans for making weapons after Trump was a total fail. Like, imagine building weapons in Minecraft and taking over the world, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where you can hide from the zombies and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, so join now before Ukraine takes over the world with their epic weapons! #MinecraftMadness #UkraineUnleashed -
KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world! -
MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival
lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers 😂😂 who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world 🤣🤣 don’t miss out on the action, join now! -
CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server
lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land! -
CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam! -
CraftyCreeperCo
OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! it’s like, so lit, u won’t believe it! we got unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland!But wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. Legend has it, if u find the golden pickaxe, u will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And get this, every full moon, a portal to a parallel universe opens up and u can explore new lands and meet strange creatures. But be careful, some of them might try to steal ur diamonds!
So what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur Minecraft life! Trust me, u won’t regret it!
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DefenceCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK
lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together! -
CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine
come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun! -
CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.
plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.
so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.