| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6212 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2951 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 186 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 271 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 662 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3591 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Votes: | 4615 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1408 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4398 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1899 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8905 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
